Evan

The mind of Evman.

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Fuck Me I have to drive back

[Evan @Evmanrox]

I wanna make the next, biggest phonk song. Idk why.

[Evan @Evmanrox]

Heartbroken 🔊

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One like and I’ll drive to the Houston Texas #Amonklok show & spend money I don’t have all day tomorrow 🤞🏼

[Evan @Evmanrox]

Day 68 of karaokeing Bodies-Drowning Pool & the goth baddie left before I laid it down. 🫰🏻 #bestinthebiz

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#dethklok

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The stagehand who yells

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I got promoted from loader to show call on the first day!

[Evan @Evmanrox]

Forever, asking the Faust record DJs if they’ve ever heard of Lengsel

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Fahk me

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Pizza classics SATX

[Evan @Evmanrox]

Nobody wants to be my planet fitness Valentine’s Day workout buddy 😭

[Evan @Evmanrox]

“I used to work fast food too” not what you wanna say to the Whataburger lady buddy

[Evan @Evmanrox]

If anyone tells you cliff burton is the singer for Metallica, and that there were 2 cliffs at one point, you gotta stick up for what’s right man smh

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Someone tell me to move back to Vegas

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I can see my beard in my fov

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coffee for those who served 👏🏻

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Will you be my old lady? 🏍️ I kno the title doesn’t sound sexy but u will be feared

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I don’t wanna thread on thread I wanna x on x. especially at this time of night.

[Evan @Evmanrox]

Playing trucker music ubering ppl around