Crazy Evangelicals

Losing our religion. Tired of Evangelicalism. Making fun of what enslaved us.

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Dinner with fam

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When oceans rise
My soul will rest in your embrace
For I am Yours and You are mine
#hillsong

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Kumakanta din pala ng Hillsong ang mga Catholics?

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Take me deeper than my feet could ever wander
And my faith will be made stronger
In the presence of my Savior
#hillsong

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Hoy grabe ka hindi ako tibo. Ganyan lang kaming mga girls -- touchy-feely.

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Bro, di ako aabot sa worship team rehearsal. Traffic sa McKinley.

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Breakfasts would be doubly wonderful if you have...

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I wonder if Jesus could come again come down on earth and be reborn and climb the corporate ladder before He turns 30.

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Group Leader: "O, must purity ninyo sa gabi?"
ME: "Ayos! Sa gabi lang pala eh!"

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Heavenly Father, please bless us electrical outlet as we bible study in Starbucks todnight

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Kuya Barista misspelled my name. So I forgave him and muttered a prayer.

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Listening to Lady Gaga's #JOANNE, when I was asked what I was listening to, I said #Planetshakers.

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Does God care about my flat tire? #firstworldproblem in the #thirdworld

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Evangelicals' List on How to Be Saved and Have Eternal Life. Yes, accepting Jesus is just the first step.

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The Hunger Games: Catching Sparks #smallerfilms

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Magic Mike XXS #smallerfilms

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Medical Student Strange #smallerfilms

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I Know What You Did a While Ago #smallerfilms

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The Dark Squire #smallerfilms

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Deadtub #smallerfilms

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Sabi ni Youth Group Leader, Satanic daw ang #PokemonGo.