My colleague and I went to Slot yesterday to buy a birthday gift for his girlfriend.
He picked a Samsung phone.
I told him, "Call her first and ask what she likes."
He did.
"Babe, do you prefer Samsung or Google Pixel?"
She replied,
"Neither. If it's not an iPhone, keep your money. You said you earn over ₦400k monthly, yet you want to buy me an Android? You're stingy."
He stayed calm.
"Okay, baby. I'll get you the iPhone."
Ten minutes later, she called again.
"Have you bought it?"
He replied,
"I'm still at Slot... waiting for your father to send me the money."
They broke up on the phone💔
i came across your media for the first time in 2023 and since then you’ve shown me that with a well greased palm and effort, the hardest things can become soft in a blink of an eye.
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i came across your media for the first time in 2023 and since then you’ve shown me that with a well greased palm and effort, the hardest things can become soft in a blink of an eye.
i have dinner reservations this weekend at a restaurant in ikoyi. let me know if you’d love to spend a day among the elites in lagos.
Rihanna being richer than her man but still adoring, respecting, and happily following his lead is everything modern feminists keep insisting can’t exist. That’s exactly why they are triggered.