Natestradamus

been doin’ some thinkin’

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The Cleveland Browns GM when he’s given the opportunity to trade the best player in franchise history for Jared Verse and the 30th overall pick next year

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@AreGheeFive Replace Barstool Scottsdale with Barstool Nashville and this list is

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@BRADDAHH00D @WarriorAccess @GoBowsMedia @HawaiiHuddle @Hawaii_AD Mahu.

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Only one man can save Kentucky Basketball

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@beautusion @stoolpresidente @kingkrabbyp You will not be required to imbibe, no. They are simply looking for open-minded and creative individuals to cohabitate and share ideas.

Mr. Portnoy’s representatives should be reaching out with more details shortly.

Now we play the waiting game!

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@beautusion @stoolpresidente @kingkrabbyp Barstool Spring Break. A new reality show I have submitted you in consideration for 🤙🏻

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@brucesooners67 @SmartHobbes2087 @kellykeegs

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@SmartHobbes2087 @kellykeegs As someone who takes their violently autistic nonverbal adult son to Mario World every year, I’d suggest you shut your d-mn mouth.

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@EastMustWin @SamGradyWrites @caeisevennicer What is your profile picture

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@Michael_CIayton And a heart of Gold

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@BRADDAHH00D @b1gballknowers @mostlysports

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@b1gballknowers @BRADDAHH00D @mostlysports I call them Connecticut and I pay for a KenPom subscription

Egg, meet Face.

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@b1gballknowers @BRADDAHH00D @mostlysports Ah. Same could be said for “UMich” or “UArizona” as well, No?

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@DiscussingFilm I worked as the Intimacy Coordinator for this movie and am still owed $12,500 in back wages

@IATSE @ParamountPics @sagaftra @producersguild

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@BRADDAHH00D @TylerJRuss

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@TylerJRuss I am an advanced cyberkinetic construct who was rebuilt in a lab using your consciousness as my CPU. Your grandson is the only one who can stop the Chaos Emeralds from falling into the wrong hands.

We HAVE to find him before Commissioner Falcrest’s Death Beam is operational.

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@TylerJRuss Greetings fellow CyberTron.

I am a time traveler from 100+ years in the future. I’ve come to warn you about a terrible terrible thing that happens at the 3046 Eurasian Consulate Summit. Please Direct Message.

I need a new Fusion Reactor to return home. End transmission.