E.V.P.

Who ya gonna call? Us, because the ghost-busters aren't real and no amount of crying can change that.

[E.V.P. @EVP_Contact]

Bout to make me a #Tulpa like yeah I could use a bro on the go.

[E.V.P. @EVP_Contact]

Looks like someone could use a hug and a bedtime story https://t.co/IZQLJDLn8d

[E.V.P. @EVP_Contact]

Overheard other teams in my area are trying to make #ghosthunting sexy. Sounds illegal, but ok

[E.V.P. @EVP_Contact]

The downside to being a paranormal investigator is that our clients are too dead to tell their friends about us #dyingbreed

[E.V.P. @EVP_Contact]

On days where I'm depressed I like to treat myself to an extravagant dessert. "I'll have the death by chocolate please, extra death".

[E.V.P. @EVP_Contact]

@TheDailyShow Looks like the ball is haunted. Trust me I'm an expert. Ish.

[E.V.P. @EVP_Contact]

That's like 90% of our clientelle https://t.co/RxVz0FOZwf

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Ah, April Fools. A day of knowing that if you are actually injured, no one will help you. #SafetyFirst #Worrier

[E.V.P. @EVP_Contact]

What if the only reason #ghosts say 'boo' is that they think we're boring? #evparanoia

[E.V.P. @EVP_Contact]

I bet #Sasquatch is secretly a fashion designer hoping someone will see the video and comment on his high-risk footwear

[E.V.P. @EVP_Contact]

Didn't get the whole Scrooge treatment this year, either. For real: not 1, not 2, but 3 spirits?! Maybe I ought to be meaner and do taxes.

[E.V.P. @EVP_Contact]

I still think it's weird that Santa can only give you stuff that you see in stores. Like, I specifically asked to die in my sleep bro wtf

[E.V.P. @EVP_Contact]

At an old satanist temple trying to make contact with the hell-hounds like "Ok but where are you and can I pet you"

[E.V.P. @EVP_Contact]

Seeing a #ghost is like getting struck by lightning. It may not happen. Unless you wear a big metal rod on your head. But don't be that guy.

[E.V.P. @EVP_Contact]

Saw three different people dressed up as clowns today! They must like Halloween even more than I do. Patience, friends, makes it sweeter.

[Ghost Hunters @ghosthunters]

This library is not just full of books 👻😁 Find out on tomorrow's new episode what paranormal activity is inside! #GhostHunters

[E.V.P. @EVP_Contact]

Gotta love these BnBnBs:They really go above and beyond with the bed'n'breakfast'n'burial https://t.co/7NkfI4AOjE

[HuntersoftheUnknown @HuntersUnknown]

#SupernaturalSaturday - Spend the Night in one of America's Most #Haunted Lighthouses. #NewYork https://t.co/XHbzCwnEiz

[E.V.P. @EVP_Contact]

Are you taking volunteers or is that specifically pointed at those guys? https://t.co/c6GZCcMbS3

[Zak Bagans 🧛🏻‍♂️ @Zak_Bagans]

I guess we could lock you up in a haunted basement somewhere so @AaronGoodwin can have a break https://t.co/commG9U1t4

[E.V.P. @EVP_Contact]

#MRW I hear jehovah's witnesses now come with cupcakes https://t.co/Idtmoq2PuZ

[HALLOW’S HORROR SITE @12nighthorror]

How Horror fans deal with those pesky door-to-door sales people...

[E.V.P. @EVP_Contact]

From this day forward, the months September and October will be re-dubbed 'Halloween' and will for all intents and purposes be #Halloween.

[E.V.P. @EVP_Contact]

@MrCreepyPasta0 Just give in, it's so worth it