Spicy Meatball

All of the cool kids are subdividing in 16th notes

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There ain’t no rest for the wicked.

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Saint Cecilia Bartoli says we have to go the store now

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The lungs are spooning

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“I see the opossum”
“That’s a conch shell”

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Alcoholic. Stoner. Whore. -RM

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My thick ass versus the fire extinguisher -CM

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“The prom to bean pipeline” -RM

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Ohio > Indiana

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Ohio is a weird place

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In other words, my girlfriend almost committed vehicular manslaughter

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You’ve gotta be pretty bold to jaywalk in a wheelchair through a BUSY intersection

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@JoeSferra1 We were not ready

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@JoeSferra1 https://t.co/IupA63pXTg
Here you go

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@JoeSferra1

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“Keep doing what you’re doing. If your life is breaking apart, you’re looking slick”

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“You’re sophomores at a music conservatory and you can’t make a sound with your voice? That’s a you problem”

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“The disrespect. It’s awesome, it’s like I’m at a roast”

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@PlayStation I have been at every single direct drop since November 12 trying to get a PS5 console. My very first time at the front of the queue I get displayed this message repeatedly until the console went out of stock. Why.

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“There are some moments where it’s like WOAH..... then there’s some moments when it’s not like that.”

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Did y’all just... forget there’s a pandemic? Like you know.... that thing.