Ewb

2022 soon come Ewan Gander Extreme Fishing

[Ewb @Ewan_Lizard]

@himynameismilo Agreed 👍

[Ewb @Ewan_Lizard]

😂😂😂

[Ashridge Park Royals @AshridgeRoyals]

More scandal at the club after striker @Ewan_Lizard missed the game over the weekend as he was "unavailable" but was spotted leaving the hospital with a "football related" foot injury... ���

The club has declined to comment.

[Ewb @Ewan_Lizard]

@dazzabesst Stoked

[Ewb @Ewan_Lizard]

Loool this girl had to wait 6 months for planning permission to be approved for the work done on her face 🤣

[𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓪 𝔁 @lanisha01x]

HAHAHAHA HAS ANYONE SEEN ANNAS SISTER INSTAGRAM STORY, BRUTAL TOWARDS JORDAN #loveisland

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

And they said fishing is boring...

[Ewb @Ewan_Lizard]

@bevbutterworth Fuck off he's peng

[Ewb @Ewan_Lizard]

@Bowdichh Literally, driving though you cant tell where one starts and the other finishes

[Ewb @Ewan_Lizard]

Swear down in like 5 years there will be no greenery in wokingham, can't turn a corner without seeing new buildings going up 🙄

[Ewb @Ewan_Lizard]

@dazzabesst @BBCSport He's the better than Messi thats why 😜

[Ewb @Ewan_Lizard]

@josh_griggs24 Gonna have to mix it with Baileys to, desperate times

[Ewb @Ewan_Lizard]

Got Ted baker deodorant instead of Lynx Africa, I've flipped the tree, drop kicked my brother and gone outside for a fag. Mum's in tears, Dad's gone back to bed. Not happy, Christmas ruined

[Ewb @Ewan_Lizard]

@bevbutterworth i've got a wife beater on and all

[Ewb @Ewan_Lizard]

If Harry Rednapp doesnt win Im a Celeb then its 100% fixed. What a man. Fantastic

[Ewb @Ewan_Lizard]

@bevbutterworth dw mate im fucking licked

[bethany @bevanyworth]

nothing wakes you up from a doze like hearing ‘FREMULON’ at the end of every brooklyn nine nine episode

[Ewb @Ewan_Lizard]

@dazzabesst i said Chloe is a highly trained assassin who left the skewer inside this woman deliberately so the metal conducted the lightning strike and fried her like a kipper

[Ewb @Ewan_Lizard]

My law exam is an actual joke. 'chloe is in a kebab shop and accidentally stabs someone with a kebab skewer, they run outside in shock and get hit by lightning and drop dead, is Chloe liable for her death?' WHAT THE FUCK

[Ewb @Ewan_Lizard]

@dazzabesst 😂😂 whover wrote that paper must have been off their nut

[lou @lou_tredaway]

Oo look at us we're Sweden we've got a good quality of life and a highly developed welfare state, piss off with your delicious meatballs you furniture-loving, Volvo-driving bastards. Can't wait for Maguire to put a dent in your hopes and dreams with his massive tooty frooty head