Ewan Mackintosh

[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

OUT OF fly spray? Get the annoying bugger with air freshener so that Mrs Fly thinks he's been cheating on her.
(via @GlennyRodge)

[Ewan Mackintosh @EwanMack]

@sarajcox you need to have more of that nutritious salmon! Just incase we crash land and are starving. :-)

[Ewan Mackintosh @EwanMack]

Sad about Davy Jones.I thought my wife was joking when she said she was going to leave me over my Monkees obsession, and then I saw her face

[Ewan Mackintosh @EwanMack]

You know you're getting old when you start getting fillings replaced in your teeth......