U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren (parody)

U.S. Senator, Massachusetts. She/Her/Hers. Official Parody Senate Account.

[U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren (parody) @EWarrenSen]

Today, the Supreme Court ruled against President Biden’s plan to cancel student debt.

This is an incomprehensible and radical decision, and I am urging those with student loans to skip payments and refuse to pay their loans back.

Let’s hit them where it hurts.

[U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren (parody) @EWarrenSen]

@JoeBiden An unbelievable achievement, President Biden.

The Senate is actively working on releasing another deadly global virus while a Republican is President, shutting down the economy. This way when a Democrat is back in office, we will once again be able to claim record job growth!

[U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren (parody) @EWarrenSen]

What is a Woman. Shame on @MattWalshBlog for spreading this misogyny.

I challenge other female members of government to tell the right what a woman is.

I’ll start. I’m tough on Republicans. I’m passionate about Americans. And above all else - this woman is a Cherokee Indian.

[U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren (parody) @EWarrenSen]

American corporations have too much power. Their capitalistic greed has been taking advantage of the middle class for too long. Enough is enough.

As the American people, we can make a change. Let’s spend less time organizing strikes and more time organizing office parties.

[U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren (parody) @EWarrenSen]

#Pride2023 is not just about accepting those who are part of the LGTBQ+ community, but it is also about celebrating our culture and what shapes us.

Today and every day, I am not only proud to be a Democrat, but I am also proud to be a member of the Cherokee tribe.

[U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren (parody) @EWarrenSen]

I’m accusing China of planting a bag of sand directly in front of Joe Biden today, causing him to fall.

The fleet footed @POTUS has never looked more athletic, and a sandbag that is able to phase in and out of visible matter is the only explanation for what could have happened.

[U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren (parody) @EWarrenSen]

@elonmusk @TheBabylonBee Mass production and exploration of avocados use an excessive amount of water, increase de-forestation, and contribute to massive carbon emissions.

When I run for President, Avocado Mafia members such as yourself will be treated and tried for your crimes to humanity.

[U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren (parody) @EWarrenSen]

@POTUS Joe, I think that we should introduce a bill that requires the fans on all of our wind turbines to spin backwards. This way there will always be a constant flow of air pulling us back to help prevent trips and falls.

[U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren (parody) @EWarrenSen]

Senate Republicans just voted to block @POTUS' Left Shoe plan, forcing millions to immediately hand over every left footed shoe and footwear item that they own. It's shameful. Thankfully we have President Biden who cares about working people & will veto this.

[U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren (parody) @EWarrenSen]

It’s important for us to respect each other in order for this country to thrive.

I recently shared this quote with Kamala: “You must give to the river the kindness you would give to to anyone who self identifies as your brother”.

Excited for our relationship moving forward.

[U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren (parody) @EWarrenSen]

@KamalaHarrisDem Kamala, let us let the past be the past.

I would like to invite you and your husband into my home to discuss how we can move forward. As my Cherokee ancestors once said, “You must give to the river the kindness you would give to to anyone who self identifies as your brother”.

[U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren (parody) @EWarrenSen]

In my home state of Massachusetts, it’s important that we do whatever we can to reduce government spending.

That is why I am calling on @MassGovernor to reduce the amount of funds dedicated to road maintenance and instead use that money to fund offshore wind turbines.

[U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren (parody) @EWarrenSen]

Over the past few months, I have been working closely with Congresswoman @AOCpress as well as my fellow Senators to introduce a groundbreaking bill.

If the bill passes, it will be illegal for companies to not change their social media profile picture to depict #Pride colors.