Evan Watson

Texas Tech University

[Samantha Laura Kaye @slkaye]

"There is a considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." -Yosemite Park Ranger on why it's hard to design a bear-proof garbage can.

[AfroSenju @AfroSenju]

Who wants a PS5?👀

[Dr. Cameron Roy @cam__roy]

I ain’t say that shit

[Evan Watson @Ewatty18]

@dreamingofhero @kara_rios

[Paris Foster @ParisFoster_]

Please watch this video

[Evan Watson @Ewatty18]

@kara_rios 😂😂😂😂😂

[Evan Watson @Ewatty18]

Binging the office on repeat before it’s removed from Netflix

[Obi-Woke Kenobi @ObiWokeKenobi69]

Yeah sure sex is great, but have you ever rubbed your eyes after a long day of irritating ass contacts in your skull?

[Evan Watson @Ewatty18]

#NewProfilePic

[Evan Watson @Ewatty18]

@kara_rios Preeeeech

[Evan Watson @Ewatty18]

@DudePerfect I was just curious as to which church y’all attend! New to the area and wanted to find a new one!

[Kara Rios @kara_rios]

You can't have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage work ethic ☝🏼

[Evan Watson @Ewatty18]

@kara_rios No I am not! 😂

[Evan Watson @Ewatty18]

I love @kara_rios with all my heart and I want to shout it from a mountain top ❤️

[Evan Watson @Ewatty18]

Took my last final ever today, not sure how to feel yet. I’ll let you know after I close down chimy’s 🎓👌🏻

[Kara Rios @kara_rios]

I don't think people realize how impolite it is to ask someone straight up if they're invited to your wedding

[Kara Rios @kara_rios]

Never been so stressed out in my life, my first response is to go crawl into my bed #finalsareuponus

[Evan Watson @Ewatty18]

It’s a great day to throw around the ole pigskin 👌🏻🏈

[Evan Watson @Ewatty18]

9/10 times I give my name for an order it either comes out as “Even” or “Kevin”

[Evan Watson @Ewatty18]

You know Texas Tech is having budget cuts whenever I can see my hand through there 1/2 ply toilet paper..
#ComeOnMan