John Ross Ewing

I'll always be @MrTexasEwing's son to them, tip to tail. But I ain't my father, I'm worse. Just ask @PamelaBEwing, she'll tell you. #JRsMasterpiece [RP|AU]

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@PamelaBEwing Raking in the cash as always.

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Don't ask why - just stop and marvel at how awesome I look dressed as a normal person on a #SexySaturday morning..

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I dunno if motivation or boredom - but I been hitting the gym furiously as of late.. #SexySaturday is no exception.

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sometimes you've just got to sit back and say to yourself - I'm gonna look creep af for my #SexySaturday this week..

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#TBT to when me and The Miz were really tight boys - it turns out bad guys stick together after all..

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@PamelaBEwing From what I've seen from you, you don't even need any tips from me. Requests maybe sure, but definitely not tips though.

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@PamelaBEwing I'll make sure to really take my time going over that footage, picking out only the best bits for the show and my own use too.

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@PamelaBEwing I'm thinking that's gonna be more than plenty, and if not I can easily get you to do some behind the scenes footage.

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@PamelaBEwing I wonder how many episode I can produce in one week, you better give me plenty of footage to use for the show..

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@PamelaBEwing The Real DAW of Dallas will be your show, produced and also sometimes starring me.

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@PamelaBEwing You can be on my show instead, being my naughty housewife.

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So this happened.

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So sick of seeing and hearing aobut this #SexySaturday stuff - that I've taken to wearing ear phones to block it out

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If you handle packing some heat then you better get out of my kitchen, that's what I cook up for my #SexySaturday

[John Ross Ewing @EwingIncarnate]

@PamelaBEwing I have no doubt you will, but make sure you know that I won't be sending you over there without first showing you who's boss.

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@PamelaBEwing Maybe I should just send you over to @DiabolicalVice to make that deal then, then you can make that extra good as well.

[John Ross Ewing @EwingIncarnate]

@PamelaBEwing Maybe I'll give @DiabolicalVice the rights to air it late at night on his network, in exchange for what I told you before.

[John Ross Ewing @EwingIncarnate]

@PamelaBEwing I'm definitely on board with all of that including producing it myself, maybe I'll even stare in a few scenes with you.