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Writer, comedian, chronic pain sufferer, sick of all this shit.

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Liz Truss blaming the human rights act for her government’s failures is peak that government. “We just couldn’t be cruel enough to the most vulnerable people in society, so we were bound to fail.” What a disgusting human being.

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

"I've got a lot to think about"

Former PM Liz Truss reacts after losing her South West Norfolk seat to Labour

#BBCElection live https://t.co/o5I0nTWsEN

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In honour of #GeneralElection4thJuly .

I’ve never seen anyone work so hard to lose a job as #RishiSunak, so let’s hope the good people of Richmond “vote him out to help him out”.

Let’s send the #Tories into oblivion! #ToriesOut #UKElections2024 #GeneralElections2024

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3/3 culture and environment that allows people to work the way that best suits them. Either way, it’s their failure, not ours.

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1/3 “WFH” rant: Whenever you see some corporate exec, “thought leader”, government minister, or any other flavour from the douchebag pick ‘n’ mix saying that WFH will stunt your career growth, lose you promotions and opportunities, what they’re actually saying is either that they

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2/3 would punish anyone who dared to pursue a healthier work/life balance, OR that they’re so lacking in imagination that - even with all the myriad tools and resources at their disposal - they personally wouldn’t be able to figure out a way to create a

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Well, it’ll be interesting to have an *elected* Prime Minister again 🤷🏼‍♀️

#GeneralElection24 #ToriesOutNow

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@Finlaybob301 @SimonScarrow @LBC Based on what?

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Meanwhile, Scrooge McDuck advises against gaudy displays of wealth.

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The year is 5732, dozens of societies since ours have risen and fallen. Human civilisation has morphed into something none of us could recognise any more than the first humans could recognise ours…

“Coming soon: Fast & Furious MMDCCLXIV”

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Anxiety? What? No. I was just bitten by a radioactive hummingbird.

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Rishi Sunak has the vibe of someone who was called pipsqueak at school and never worked it out in therapy.

#RishiSunak #ToriesOut

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@chalkers Yeah, best to know these things before you’re invested.

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At what point in a new relationship should you give the other person a regular KitKat to make sure they don’t bite into it like a sandwich?

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Deleting the only photo of a friend I lost touch with years ago: Oh well, gotta make space.

Sequence of 200 near identical photos of my dog sleeping: Well these are all keepers.

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*This* they hold them accountable for 🤨

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@EP_AnimalLovers @gunsnrosesgirl3 cat gravity is different to human gravity.

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@meganayyye Saw the dog in the background and thought ‘oooh foreshadowing”

[Nigel Warburton 🇺🇦 #FreeUkraine @philosophybites]

The world’s 1st octopus farm would cram a MILLION of these smart and sensitive creatures into tiny tanks before painfully freezing them to death – but a massive public outcry can help stop it. Sign and share now! #BanOctopusFarming https://t.co/LR3nT2iCti

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Back of my Polling Card for local elections. For 1st time, photo ID is required. Card gives many options for elderly or those with disability. None, NONE, for younger or student voters. The policy is simply biased against younger voters, designed to suppress their vote.