Flynn Burgess

Full-time activist, part-time MRA-troller. Lover of whiskey sours and ironic commentary. RTs != endorsements. He/him/his

[Flynn Burgess @EXAKTScience]

Would two dudes jerking each other off about Derrida and Foucault be pomoerotic?

[Flynn Burgess @EXAKTScience]

If you're a liberal
Quell your rage
A vote for Cutler
Is for LePage
Burma Shave
#mepolitics #MEGov

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@nitramy @Bro_Pair I thought that this would get less funny each time I saw it. Nope, still funny, still blindingly idiotic.

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If we're going to unseat @lepage2014 and elect @Michaud2014, we need every vote we can get #mepolitics #megov

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#WorldCupFinal: #ARG gets Goetze'd, loses 0-1 to #GER

[Department of War 🇺🇸 @DeptofWar]

From 1 SecDef to another: Hagel calls @timhowardgk to say thanks for defending USA. We (USA) are proud of @ussoccer!

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I for one am very interested in how these rumors of sex will affect the future of the @MPRodney brand

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.@a_girl_irl From now on, whenever I talk about him, I'm going to refer to his as "Noted Opinion-Haver and War Criminal @AllenWest"

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When people have their small children record their outgoing voicemail message #fundraiserproblems

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@bransonbranson @twerkrobot Hard Dongson

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@justinrussell @alexsteed @Michaud2014 Meanwhile, @lepage2014 still trying to figure out how to get their free AOL trial to work

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@justinrussell @alexsteed future attack ad: "@Michaud2014's ideas are as out of date as his choice in Social Media" #mepolitcs

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Thus Tweeted Zarathustra

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@BigFatWhale Update: the experiment was a complete success. We gazed long into Twitter, and Twitter has gazed into us.

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@bIoach in these troubled times, it's sweet to see someone taking such a courageous stand on such a vital issue

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@GuildedLady @fuckeveryword I would pay good money for this

[The Atlantic: Ideas @TheAtlIdeas]

In Memoriam: Tim Howard’s epic one-man keeper show http://t.co/ovzPlCfYpb

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Congrats to the Sprouts for their victory over Tim Howard. Might have been different if the rest of #USMNT had showed up before extra time