Jangles

Unico Uniuni and Gary Larson’s biggest fan

[Jangles @ExaltedUnico]

I am Charlemagne. I am Julius. I am Napoleon. I am George Washington. You are an aging insect, nearing your expiry.

[せぎ @suehiroch0]

オカクリ🐶ワンコ系彼女🐶

[Jangles @ExaltedUnico]

These people talk about a day shift at McDonalds like it’s two tours in Iraq.

[Trust 🔜 First Playable 🇮🇹 @AlexisTrust]

The little green wizard is annoying cause he pesters retail and service workers.

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@TheognisOMegara I have Mart blocked for the sheer amount of blatant homosexuality he has put on my TL. It’s not Purity Spiraling to lash out in anger after he pulls the same shit for the 15,000th time.

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@WhiteMonogamy @RainyCato My 9/11

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@MojaveDusty Execution of a child rapist in Guatemala or something.

[A Brighter Summer Jay @JackdawJackal]

Is it Peaty to hold the girl I love in my arms and feel her breathing slow while she falls asleep on my chest

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@Mischauss Obama.

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A mock election was held in elementary school to explain the mechanics of voting but they hid the results because all the Whites voted Romney and all the blacks voted Obama.

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@currentlyisme We’re coming for your fat ass

[Abraham Ash @Historycourses]

Johnny Horton singing 'You Fought All the Way, Johnny Reb" to the last living Confederate veteran, aged 116, in 1958.

[Jangles @ExaltedUnico]

@harmaceutics I use it to look at architecture and art. That’s about the only two things it’s still good for.

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@ChateauRapiste Meghan Trainor walked so Lizzo could waddle.

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I was inadvertently taught that Democracy is little more than a racial headcount by the American education system before they even taught me statistics.

[name @currentlyisme]

Spending 10 hours a day online for years to find out that politicians run the government

[しずわらひなた @shizuwarahinata]

#もう一度見てもらいたいお気に入りを貼る
イタズラ見られたときの猫の反応がこちら

[run.swim.shingo @SwimShingo]

上下反転して確認、ヘソ天からの凄い表情してどうしたの？😄
#スマトラトラ #上野動物園 #sumatrantiger #tiger

[Jangles @ExaltedUnico]

What is Twitter trying to tell me?

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The real reason Varg limits his kids’ access to the internet is so that they don’t know their Dad gets ratioed by that one account that just posts Gigachad Asuka rape dialogues.

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@Mischauss Tbf, they were all alcoholics from the moment alcohol touched their lips according to every account I’ve ever seen.

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All the Natural Beauty in the world doesn’t matter if the White Man isn’t there to enjoy it.

[Thulêan Sorcerer 🍃🧙‍♂️ᛉ🌲🍄ᛟ🌞ϟ🌳🏴‍☠️🧝🏻‍♀️ @BornLik23266]

Still, the European immigrants think they IMPROVED that continent...

It was better when savages owned it. No bombing of Germany. No Hollywood. No LGBT+ propaganda spewed out through all channels. No support for "Israel". No mental cases screaming "Jesus is King".

Just BETTER.