Ex Bat Hen

Likes chickens, comics, good sci-fi & bad tv. Can be short tempered, often sweary.

I don't have a favourite horse, Barry

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I worried that she was going to have kittens and watched over the coming weeks to see if she looked pregnant. She avoids us so it was hard to tell but I thought she had a bit of a waddle going on as the weeks passed.

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@ToniaAntoniazzi @helenlewis I have to wonder how limited their idea of consent would have been if 2 of the boys had instead turned their attention on the third?

Oh, and if you have consent you don't need a knife.

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@SlenderSherbet I'm not worried

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The thought of the rage that man will feel at being questioned by oiks fills me with purest joy

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Outdoor madam- cold start, sunny windowsill

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The chairs have been stacked to stop him sleeping on them & getting them covered in cat hair.

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@ScarredForLife2 I was 9 & watched it with my Mam. I don't remember what bit it was but at some point we both lifted our feet off the floor & each curled a little smaller on the sofa. I don't know what the woman was thinking, letting me watch it then - probably just too scared to watch it alone!

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@hassinator I'm fairly sure I saw it at the cinema - Han Solo was my first love so I would have been keen.

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@hassinator Yes, and they send her off to.... a cooking school in Paris?.... to get over it?

I also remember Linus making David sit down with champagne glasses in his pockets to stop him meeting Sabrina.... but I think that might be the remake with Harrison Ford

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Listened to the latest episode of Weird Little Guys podcast. Cried a little bit on a crowded train.

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@hassinator Oh yes! Now you say it, of course that's how it starts!

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@ScarredForLife2 I had read Robert Westall's The Scarecrows, probably a year or two before that ad came out. The horrific idea of scarecrows, with evil intent, moving towards your home when you weren't looking made this ad less fun for me

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Outdoor Madam.

Tiny blep.

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@keewa They've bopped me in the nose a couple of times & are a miniscule annoyance but you can literally just snap them off if you have to. As a clumsy person I've certainly had to chase them across the floor less

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@anon_opin The heart wants what the heart wants

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@PulpLibrarian I feel sad about the loss of confidence in the product's image changing capabilities between the first & second image. 🙁

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@fourhourtarget I'm so pleased you said this because I looked at it and thought "oh fuck off". Animal ones annoy me most for some reason - actual animals are fascinating enough.

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@fourhourtarget @CodeByNZ Also, 2 has your head too close to the door & less room to escape the thing under your bed when it attacks.

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@KingKongHasselt @Belgiumers I think "The Netherlands" and "Dutch" might break her. 🤣