Alyssa

I bought the Phantom just to take a nap.

[Alyssa @ExBliss]

@SouthwestAir why do you no longer offer family boarding?

[Alyssa @ExBliss]

@united I’m unable to book a flight using both money and miles. Help?

[Alyssa @ExBliss]

My newborn is getting ready to wear size 2 diapers 😭🥲 he’s growing like he has somewhere to be

[will defries @willdefries]

when it went straight into the funeral scene after they aimed for the bushes

[Alyssa @ExBliss]

St. John’s what are you doing

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

what's the first area of your body that you wash in the shower and why is it your left arm?

[Alyssa @ExBliss]

@JDW_90 I picked UNC in my bracket 🥺

[Alyssa @ExBliss]

@pjhoody I picked them to win this game in my bracket.

[Alyssa @ExBliss]

Vamos Venezuela #worldbaseballclassic

[Alyssa @ExBliss]

Vamos Venezuela #wbc

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I will be honest with you guys I have no idea how big an acre is

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

always feel very cheated at the airport when you get to the gate and they load you onto a bus. this isn’t what we agreed. pull the plane around mate.

[LB @beyondreasdoubt]

In case you have forgotten, there are zero dietary rules during a snowstorm. Cake for breakfast is permitted and indeed encouraged.

[Nae @NaesCloset]

May be a hot take but there’s nothing wrong with a lab grown diamond wedding ring, put your ego aside.

[BRE @thedominiquej1]

wtf wrong with tiktok?

[cal? @cal_gif]

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby….. ok but I’m not living in there

[BODE @neverelent]

The most surprising part is, The whole of next
week is still
January

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

my favorite part of being alive is having to wipe the kitchen counters off 317 times a day everyday forever.

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

I heard it’s supposed to snow this weekend, but I live in Florida so that’s none of my business. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

10:30 is a wild time to stop selling breakfast