Ex Bobby

Retired job (PTSD), IPA member. Transplanted to the USA. History buff, gearhead, boring as heck.

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

Once a grift is exposed and the world gets to know how the con went down, you usually find that the last ones to accept that they were had, and the staunchest defenders of the grifters until the bitter end, were the marks, because they bought it hook, line and sinker.

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

@history99917180 It was the swashbuckling, motor-cycle-riding man in uniform aura. That was it. Must have been...

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

@flyabout7 My old Labrador used to love being vacuumed.

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

@dontforgetchaos Lovely

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

@history99917180 I brought him down using my best tackle. Mess of both lawns. Homeowner comes out, concerned for my well-being. Chummy, now vertical and well in my grasp, snaps to attention.
Homeowner: I know you...
Burglar: Yessir! Sorry sir!
Homeowner was asst governor of Winson Green prison.

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

@history99917180 I chased a burglar on foot once in a ritzy area in Edgbaston, Birmingham. Through the beautiful rear garden and over a six-foot wooden fence (hey, I was 24!) where we landed in a perfectly manicured rose bed, across the lawn and into the front garden. 1/2.

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

@dontforgetchaos So his meat & two veg dangles to the right? Thr jokes almost write themselves...

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

@TonyIncenzo 1. Wolves
2. Wolves
3. Milwaukee Wave
4. Wolves
5. Wolves

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

@history99917180 Very sorry for your loss.

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

@otokyo Saab

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

@otokyo Both

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

@history99917180 Ooooh, a meeting without coffee ☕️...

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

@RepTiffany Spouting lies again, you utter wombat.

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

@history99917180 Yeah, that's so unfair. That time in the morning is unheard of for CID or traffic...

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

@TheBishF1 Seb is a mensch....

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

@TheBishF1 Still here for the ling haul, Matt. Your anti Papaya Pol Pot stance is the icing on the cake.

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

@otokyo All 20

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

@history99917180 I have a story, but... Sadly, it must remain a secret.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Guard dog.. 😅

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

@Mishi_2210 127

[Ex Bobby @ExBobby]

@20th_Centurygal Beatles: Rubber Soul