How about....no?

[How about....no? @Excuse______Me]

"Here's a pic of me, in case you forgot what I look like 😉" #howaboutno

[How about....no? @Excuse______Me]

How many one night stands equals a relationship?

[How about....no? @Excuse______Me]

"I want to make you squirt" #howaboutno

[How about....no? @Excuse______Me]

"I'll trade you a J for a BJ" #howaboutno

[How about....no? @Excuse______Me]

And that's probably why you shouldn't sleep with people you work with.

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It feels like I'm always one turn away from someone I've slept with.

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So sweet when your one night stand texts you a month later at 2:15 AM to reconnect.

[How about....no? @Excuse______Me]

My pajama rotation is a great reminder of all the one-night stands I've had.