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i'm stressy, depressy, and a whole lot of messy

gaymer, #exvangelical, psychology and mental health, sexuality, ACAB, BLM, eat the rich, free palestine

[Saruei 💥 @saruei]

Please stop asking to date me. I'm a girlfailure. My brain is completely rotten with Metal Gear Solid lore and depraved internet sludge. My ADHD is so bad I dissociate halfway through eye contact. I’m such a feral gooner I need to be edged at least twice daily just to function like a normal human being. I cannot, will not, be physically intimate with anyone not wearing a full military outfit: tactical harness, balaclava, the whole nine. If you don’t smell faintly of gun oil, my body rejects you like a cursed organ.

[hales @Exhaley]

I've been having panic attacks all week!!! I'm going to scream and cry and shit myself!!!

[໊ @gay4ripley]

the rhea ripley lookalike contest seems more fun than the royal rumble idk

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

Sorry, Mr. Kiramman. Your daughter calls me “daddy” now.

[hales @Exhaley]

the way the rdr2 story got me sobbin rn
https://t.co/dZ8fGQQWNR

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

Drew McIntyre after the HIAC match last night.

“F*ck off”

[pau @316REIGNS]

they didn’t censor drew at all oh we’re so back 😭

[hales @Exhaley]

I am begging whoever does the costuming at WWE to learn how to dress big girls, doing Nia Jax so dirty

[hales @Exhaley]

Happy Locktober to Dominic Mysterio only

[hales @Exhaley]

Me, watching Hell in a Cell, chanting "OLD MAN YAOI. OLD MAN YAOI."

[The Onion @TheOnion]

That’s It For The Onion’s Coverage, Our Reporters Have All Killed Themselves

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[RheaRipley_WWE @RheaRipley_WWE]

Make sure you spend some time outside today… Maybe go for a swim? A walk? Go touch some grass? Whatever you need 🌞😘

[jo ⓸ @joelmill3rsgirl]

this whole scene really backs up that statement

[ieva @mourninglambs]

Suicidal at 12 is crazy I should have killed myself

[໊ @user0000O0]

“a girls twitter is full of hints” yeah hints of psychosis

[🧛‍♀️mocha✨🦇⚢ @sleepymocha_]

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