Little Tortilla Boy

Licensed Unicorn Quester. Born #Yooper. #RCTID, ex-@TimbersArmyMBB, now Heartland Regiment. Union Omaha. WARNING: Pro wrestling #content. He/Him

[Little Tortilla Boy @ExiledFromYoop]

@wyshynski He pulls a Joe Thornton?

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Mitch Marner, Conn Smythe.

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@wyshynski Over/under fans who start Game 5 tarps off. I'll put it at 500.

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Every damn fan in the arena better be #TarpsOffRaleigh for Game 5.

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Logan Stankoven finally breaks through with 9:40 left to cut the VGK lead to 2-1.

I will note that this goal was scored after a few dozen @Canes fans went tarps off during a break in the action on the Jumbotron.

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Oh FFS.

[The Hockey News @TheHockeyNews]

After another disappointing playoff exit, questions are starting to surround Jared Bednar and the Colorado Avalanche's need for a new voice behind the bench.

https://t.co/R0Xxq8H8wb

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Mitch Marner: Conn Smythe is objectively the most hilarious thing that could happen. Make it so, Vegas.

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Reminder: Vegas finished with 95 points, which would not have made the playoffs in the Eastern Conference. Fake.

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I keep telling my wife finishing in 16 seconds is super impressive.

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lol, 16 seconds

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@AlexiLalas This is right on. McBride is the best true striker we've ever produced. I'm too young to remember Ramos. Dempsey is an agent of chaos in the absolute best way possible, but doesn't slot in at any traditional position. Bring him off the bench.

[The Hockey News @TheHockeyNews]

We’re gonna need a microscope for this one

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@VincentVerhei Only between 6 to 8 teams win a playoff game each season. Not enough people value good seasons when you are in the top half of any given league.

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Leafs could use a player like that. Maybe trade their top pick as part of a package to get an NHL-ready star.

[NHL @NHL]

Mitch Marner picked up a hat trick in Game 3!

Raise your hand if you want him to score again in Game 4! 🖐️ #StanleyCup

🇺🇸: @espn
🇨🇦: @Sportsnet & @TVASports

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@Snooze2you This is outstanding news.

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37?

[Alexi Lalas @AlexiLalas]

Hello, Sunshine. World Cup kicks off in 37 days. What are we yelling about?

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DON'T TEASE ME LIKE THIS

[Lucha Underground @LuchaElRey]

soon ...

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Sabres fans are out of practice, I know, but they need to all be in the same blue sweater. It’s the playoffs.

If the Pegulas weren’t such cheap bastards, they would put free sweaters on every seat in the lower bowl for Game 2.

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I fucking love playoff hockey

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Pete DeBoer watching Oettinger right now