Tonk

My name is Tonk. I have a big head and bring you big thoughts.

[Tonk @ExistentialTonk]

I just snored so loudly that I startled myself awake.

[Tonk @ExistentialTonk]

Showing off my panting skills Monday at #pupsinthepark w BF Moose. Baseball is boring; the treats were delicious.

[Robin @rmjinDC]

Time for @ExistentialTonk to watch his super bowl.

[Tonk @ExistentialTonk]

@usfdad @rmjinDC roger that

[Tonk @ExistentialTonk]

Me watching @PBSNature last night.

[Tonk @ExistentialTonk]

#tbt 1st day of puppy training. I attempted an escape and ended up perfecting the lean-sit. #lookatmyrolls

[Tonk @ExistentialTonk]

Tonight I saw my dream life: @alexshieh carrying a case of #Budweiser and a pizza home. If I were a human that would be everyday.

[Tonk @ExistentialTonk]

The purpose of today is mastering a simultaneous full-body shake, yawn, & sneeze. I've failed 2x & am overwhelmed.

[Tonk @ExistentialTonk]

Happy #PopeInDC day! "However vast the darkness, we must supply our own light" - Kubick

[Tonk @ExistentialTonk]

This morning I stayed in the tub for an hour to give my human a purpose. Unfortunately she never picked me up.

[Tonk @ExistentialTonk]

Thursday. Can't. Even.

[Tonk @ExistentialTonk]

Posing is rough as my human wants me to expend energy standing/sitting. Energy conservation over obeying everyday. https://t.co/xIXntlmuTC

[Robin @rmjinDC]

No it's not the first day of Kindergarten, it's #NationalDogDay!

[Tonk @ExistentialTonk]

Sometimes 7 blocks in the morning is followed by 4 blocks in the afternoon. Complete rest is the best recovery.

[Tonk @ExistentialTonk]

Sometimes I walk 7 blocks before 6:30am. I rise to meet this challenge and reward myself by laying under 3 AC vents.

[Tonk @ExistentialTonk]

Today I went adventuring to the National Arboretum. Your commune w/ surroundings is the basis of existentialism.

[Tonk @ExistentialTonk]

I'm a dog with a turkey neck. Love yourself and own it.

[Tonk @ExistentialTonk]

Sometimes there is a creeper watching you sleep. During these obstacles, continue your purpose with dignity & aplomb.

[Tonk @ExistentialTonk]

@KristyKitten that is why Moose and I are buds.

[Tonk @ExistentialTonk]

In existentialism, we believe the meaning of life is the pursuit of happiness for all #LoveWins

[Tonk @ExistentialTonk]

Wearing a towel is a humiliating experience, but my heartguard tastes like chicken.