Existential Robbins

Self-actualization leads to success! Which ultimately ends in death, and erases all meaning. But I have some awesome teeth!

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

@IngrahamAngle Your dedication to extinction rather than inconvenience is the pinnacle of the can-do attitude I look for everyday! My teeth have special sensor built-in for it.

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

As the winter winds of this holiday season howl
and then fade into silence; so to will our holiday message from our home to yours. The realization of its meaninglessness will then be subsumed by its ongoing eternal absence. Who can say if it ever existed to begin with?

[Tony Robbins @TonyRobbins]

Our first “Fireside Chat” just went live! Watch our holiday message – from our home to yours, during this special season: https://t.co/jdlCzhcawE

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

And pearly white choppers. Don’t forget about those.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Democrat party is the party of high taxes, high crime, open borders, late-term abortion, socialism, blatant corruption, and the total destruction of your Second Amendment. The Republican Party is the party of the American Worker, the American Family, and the American Dream!

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

He should talk to my guy. My incisors are bright enough to distract me from undeniable entropy and dissolution.

[Moshe Kasher @moshekasher]

How does Bloomberg have 60 Bil and teeth the color of sweet tea?

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

@GOP @realDonaldTrump I have talked to several self-actualized achievers that have suggestions on where the magic wand can be placed.

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

@sepeku Hopefully they hand out copies of my books, lots of giants need to be released from these tiny villages. Until mouth of indifference swallows us all that is.

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

The year is just beginning! Use this as a guide to set goals for the next year:

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

@AnnCoulter Thanks for keeping it 100, except for what you say the police said about #diversity. That seems to be self-actualized truth.

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

@TuckerCarlson @DrBethanyLive @FoxNews But you can scare them into the self-actualization of authoritarianism.

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

@_michaelbrooks When will you take my advice about networking with Elon Musk?

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

The disgrace is that she didn't take advantage of the HUGE networking opportunity. Eventually existence will swallowed into the void. #4real https://t.co/HxiS2O8bL2

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

@megynkelly You mean people like @POTUS @realDonaldTrump?

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

@POTUS #resign

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

@_michaelbrooks Thanks for the shoutout on Friday's @majorityfm! Love to help pregnant poor people release the giant within!

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

@seanhannity I hope y'all are paying Farrakhan well for bein someone to point at when peddling your false equivalency and bigotry.

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

@Newsweek We all have fears and over coming them with brute paranoia can release your inner giant (id). #lifechoices

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

@glennbeck The void of all meaning swallowing us into indifference. #goals

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

@O_Magazine @TonyRobbins Oprah has remembered her spirit, and has always been unshakable. But next the void of eternity all #disintegrates.

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

@majorityfm @SamSeder @_michaelbrooks Hoping the "voucher scam" show has some good tips for my next investment book. #ButGonnaDieAnyway

[Existential Robbins @ExistTonyRob]

@AnnCoulter Your offensive bigoted assumptions certainly are "unskakeable."