Lex

Blessed beyond belief. Firm believer in the carryon backpack. Also I'm celiac🌾

[Lex @exisWard]

Friendly reminder: the middle seat gets the arm rests

[Lex @exisWard]

You mean to tell me that Nick Lachey was in a boy band and not just famous because he married Jessica?

[Lex @exisWard]

How is Uber in Seattle literally 3x the price of anywhere else. We're not that important plz I just missed the bus

[Lex @exisWard]

Can you imagine, if Seattle winters become snowy and Cali becomes rainy and the Midwest becomes . . . tempered?

[Lex @exisWard]

@forestvanslyke @snugglerbubbler Omg

[Lex @exisWard]

Wait why in 2023 do we still have to send back our expiring passports to renew them? This is certainly not necessary by technological standards anymore & disruptive to modern day travel practices. #travel

[Lex @exisWard]

What doesn't make sense to me is how the companies that make the most money aren't required to support the most humans (via employment)?

[Lex @exisWard]

Why are Oreos $5

[Lex @exisWard]

I'm back

[Lex @exisWard]

@elonmusk why are there only 28 days in February?

[Lex @exisWard]

Cashier: do you want to donate to....
Me: not today
Cashier: how about a dollar
Me: ?
@rei I love you but charity-guilting is super uncomfortable :/

(my total purchase was only a few $, not like I was identified as a "big spender")

[Lex @exisWard]

Why am I so resistant to buy $50 shoes but just bought $14 avocado toast someone explain

[Lex @exisWard]

Shame we have to associate the sandwich component with "grilled cheese"

[Lex @exisWard]

Birds always know when to fly away

[Lex @exisWard]

Ice cream shops should start marketing their "kids size" portions as "extra big sample size" bc y'all know I'm willing to pay for a few bites but will literally never finish a mislabeled "single scoop" serving & it's simply wasteful

[Lex @exisWard]

How can you tell who's a tourist and who's not?
The tourists see a bear and walk closer

[Lex @exisWard]

When I'm traveling in most places, I tell people I'm from a recognizable city I've lived to allude to being well-aware & not to be messed with.

While traveling Alaska, I share I'm from a small town in the Midwest that they've never heard of... for the same reasoning.

[Lex @exisWard]

Psa there is a @cariboucoffee in the SeaTac airport YW

[Lex @exisWard]

serious question... Are high end fashion shows similar to classic art galleries where it's not about buying "replicas" of the art; the significance is the original.

[Lex @exisWard]

Why isn't relaxful a word?

[The Needling @TheNeedling]

Blue Angels Circle Seattle 12 Times in Attempt to Find Parking: https://t.co/Vz7BvzCjjg