Kalon Ex Machina

Philosophy major and nuclear engineer. Secret agent by accident and alcoholic by choice. Professional cynic and amateur optimist.

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@SteveDubuc @atensnut Hitler was a socialist like North Korea is a democracy: in name only

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@paul_sink @atensnut So is the left armed or not? Pick a lane dumbass.

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@atensnut It’s funny because trump loves Hitler

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@SteveSermons @FmrRepMTG If you are “sweating it out” at 78 degrees, you need to go on a diet you fat fuck

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@RadioGenoa Sorry but she swung first. Don’t start shit, won’t be shit

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@WorkElizab lol it’s not fear…it’s not wanting to suck another dudes dick…because I’m straight…which means I like women and I like vaginas….because that’s how it works

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@greg_price11 You sound jealous

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@FaujiSenthil786 @Crazyunfill94 lol you are telling on yourself so badly hahaha you can’t imagine a man NOT being a rapist because you see all women as sexual meat objects. Not everyone is as vulgar as you. Enlightened countries are capable of being professional and not raping a woman just because we saw a vag

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@RepFine Republicans have been saying this since 2008…yet democrats keep getting elected and magically everyone still has their guns and magically we aren’t communists. STFU you fucking retarded piece of shit. It’s 2026. This shit wasn’t true in 2008 or 1992 or 2016 or 2020 or now

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@muskonomy Wasn’t the Tesla semi supposed to be available 10 years ago? Wasn’t it supposed to put the whole trucking industry out of business already

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@CTownEnjoyer How much is the Mormon church paying you to post this bullshit?

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@CTownEnjoyer lol bricks and minifigs literally lost their court case dumbass

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@elonmusk Well I just watched a bunch of angry Brits kicking police and throwing bricks while shouting dude’s name so maybe it’s not as different as you say

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@gnomitheria @Aelita_LL Stealing this meme

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@Aelita_LL Literally not a monopoly….just offering such a good product that no one else can compete. I have a gog and epic game store account, as well as the stupid Ubisoft store account…and they all suck except steam. Even gog is just “ok”. The others all totally suck.

[The damndest bastard you ever met #BuyingBhakashal @DamndestBastard]

I'm seeing a lot of activist colonizers crying in their soymilk because "the fans killed Star Wars!"

I long ago tired of explaining to retarded cultists that the fan backlash was a response. A reaction to products their pandering Disney overmasters chose to shit out into a Star Wars shaped skinsuit.

Dismal/Lucasfail took a multi-billion $ franchise, dumped it into the toilet, and dared the fans to flush.

Now cultmembers cry and seethe because it's circling the bottom of the bowl.

So, yes, I absofuckinglutely did my part to kill Disney Star Wars by giving them $0 dollars since TLJ and laughing as hard as possible every time Start Wars, or any Disney IP, snatched defeat from the jaws of victory by shooting itself in the face.

They've done it so consistently and called generational fans so many disgusting names that I fully admit the only thing Disney can do for me at this point is keep burning itself down.

I will relish the lamentations of their activists.

I have my physical copies of pre-2012 Star Wars movies, books, comics, music, etc. They are what is best in life. And I am content.

Call me whatever names you will. I've heard them all before.

Like Crom, I care not.

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@foursyYT Let me just steal your life savings and then let’s see how fast you “move on” you fucking retard

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@foursyYT @GIFATJO23 It’s a fucking HUGE problem

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@Bricks_and_Figs Basically admitting that the Mormon church is evil and the PD are corrupt AF.

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@Sabre061 @GuntherEagleman Be honest, if trump was getting blowjobs in the office you would celebrate and ask to give him one yourself