Matt Exley

Lover of cheese, running, ale and family. Athletics Coach. On a quest for contentment.

[Matt Exley @ExleyMatt]

@kerrand @KTFCOfficial @fascinatorfun @jackieweaver She has no authority here. No authority whatsoever.

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If #bbc can only give me one thing in return for my licence fee, give me your brilliant, inspiring and wonderfully curated #OlympicGames Your own role in #TeamGB deserves many medals.

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Teacakes. Oven a tad too high. @dan_lepard #bakes

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@Kevin_Fong You need to keep me posted of such developments. I know the plot but how do you build such tension? #toughandcompetent

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@Kevin_Fong @AndrewLuckBaker I need to pay more attention to suggestions from #bbcsounds. How have i missed #13minutestotheMoon S2 until now?

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#13minutestotheMoon S2, Ep2. I'm trying to cook dinner and bake bread. How am i expected to do this if they're using the 3 critical batteries from the command module so early in this fab podcast/mission?

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Rubber band classic with microwave reflection. #iseefaces

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#bakeoff Daft.

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#bakeoff One of this trio nailed the final show stopper. No double Romans tonight. Why didn't Mark, Lottie and Mark evolve to be true champions?

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#bakeoff Peter is talented, intricate and colourful. But surely the book publishers will not sanction a winner who is yet to grow a peesonality.

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#bakeoff Laura is all emotion and all big on flavor. But little else, it seems.

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#bakeoff Dave is full of style but devoid of emotion. He's neat and classy but hard to love.

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@BBCAutumnwatch spied this on a local oatch where I'd picked parasol toadstools the week before. But what is it?

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#bakeoff Hermine was robbed.
Laura's been on a thin sheet of mirror glaze for weeks.

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@Madison_Oakley The Reapers strike fear into me even from this distance. #homegrownnovichok

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Large White, Small White fly,
Pollinate, dont propagate.
No baby-making.

#bigbutterflycount #shitehaiku #poetry #haiku

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Garden friend or foe?
Butterfly, you may be cute,
Get off my kale.

#bigbutterflycount #shitehaiku #poetry #butterfly

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Marbled White. #bigbutterflycount

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Comma #bigbutterflycount

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Gatekeeper #butterflycount