(insert name here)

idk I just loiter here

[(insert name here) @ExMirandad]

just because you don’t like certain fabric textures and you don’t want your food to touch doesn’t mean you’re neurodivergent, it just means you have a personality aka JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
Also being a self diagnosed ‘neurodivergent’ isn’t an excuse to be a fucking weirdo

[(insert name here) @ExMirandad]

The one big beautiful bill just bit me in my beautiful ass…2024 refund was $1000.00 and 2025 is $92.00?!
@realDonaldTrump my dude what happened lol

[(insert name here) @ExMirandad]

Does Hulu know when you skip through specific parts in a show?
I need them to know they can stop filming Kourtney Kardashian.

[(insert name here) @ExMirandad]

@iamcardib new album got me taking notes like I’m in a self help class

“And then she said, ‘Bad bitches make shit happen, hatin hoes make excuses’”

[(insert name here) @ExMirandad]

Oh I am in agony

[(insert name here) @ExMirandad]

I cleaned and organized my closet and my roommate saw the Jessica alba poster and said “that’s the most bi sexual thing I’ve ever seen,” 🤣

[ashnikko @ashnikko]

you’re so bald plz don’t be funny

[(insert name here) @ExMirandad]

She’s me fr

[Sweet Dee @hotmessexpressx]

Pointing the mr. Krabs claw is so funny #SLOMW #SecretLivesOfMormonWives

[Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher]

Gay

[Prequel Memes @rPrequelMemes]

So it begins https://t.co/2P5tXDlwJ9

[(insert name here) @ExMirandad]

Ironing my 100% silk pillow cases while my sex toys dry in a semi circle around my sink call that self care

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

"Put your hand back in my shirt"

[𝔢𝔟𝔦𝔢 @cannibyeolism]

vessel in provider:

[(insert name here) @ExMirandad]

The guy I’m hooking up with just told me that “biting” was a hard pass
Bruh what am I supposed to do kiss you like a fucking pansy