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@ChipotleTweets I thought I was getting a bowl or burrito with that offer yesterday. A one day free side of spiced sour cream????. That was the most ridiculous giveaway I’ve ever had. I would have never driven to chipotle for a side of sour cream. You charge extra for that???
@SenWarren No one… and I mean NO ONE believes you anymore. You’ve lost every stitch of credibility you may have once had. Your approval rating is abysmal. Run for President again.
@KamalaHarris@LCVoters@SierraClub@NRDC_Action@ce4america I can hear her now. We have a climate. And it’s changing. And we need to change to protect the climate. From the change. Or we will be subjected to, therefore, change from the climate that we don’t want. Like weather. So if we change. We can stop climate change.
@BarbraStreisand Barbara Streisand, who has gotten rich from working in entertainment and lives in mansions no human being needs, has announced that she’s going to lecture us on how money should be spent. She uses the technology created in Silicon Valley by innovators while criticizing them.
@JoeBiden Amazing copyright from a guy who can’t string together one coherent sentence.
When you were elected to be the 2024 candidate through the democratic process a no one knew just how bad you were.
Now we do. No one even believes you wrote this. It’s scary you want us to accept it.