Existential Nursery

Musical mayhem for the terminally online 🎶 | Satirical anthems & sarcastic lullabies | New drops daily until we melt 🌍🔥

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@SenMarkKelly Thank you for your service, Sir. We wrote our latest song for you!

https://t.co/OektBFGK32

#donaldtrump #petehegseth #MarkKelly

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BREAKING: Governor Superhero - the ska-punk anthem we didn't know we needed. Gavin Newsom rides the wave of democracy… straight over Trump’s tiny-penis energy 🌊🍊

@GavinNewsom, we wrote you a theme song. Do your thing.

Full song👉https://t.co/JmaIWRTjTm
#Newsom2028 #Trump

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Is @DonaldTrump dead? Maybe!
#trumpdead #Trump https://t.co/rUgITVJcZC

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Trump. Putin. Chicken Kyiv. A CCCP T-shirt.
Welcome to Alaska Theater — where diplomacy becomes circus, and the clowns wear suits.
🎪 New satirical track by Existential Nursery:
🎧 https://t.co/5SuXBd9GHS
#Alaska2025 #Satire #Trump #Putin #ExistentialNursery

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We wrote a song for Prof #AviLoeb about being the lone voice warning humanity about alien probes while everyone thinks you're crazy... until it's too late 👽🎵 Ska/dubstep because cosmic dread deserves chaotic beats! #AlienProbe #Harvard #CosmicHorror https://t.co/bQSCwWTZTO

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Taking down @realDonaldTrump. #Bigly.

#trump #federaltakeover #washingtondc #piggyeyes #tinyhands

https://t.co/QumglMFc2K

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🎺💀 NEW TRACK: "War Criminal Blues"
Dedicated to our dear @netanyahu - enjoy this ska punk diss from your future cell!
60K+ dead. Children starving. The horns are angry and the truth is brutal.
Watch: https://t.co/VVikGTvd2L 🔗
#WarCriminalBlues #FreePalestine #SkaPunk #ICC

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🚀💔 NEW TRACK: "Elon took my girlfriend (to Mars)"
When your ex trades you for a billionaire with actual rockets... this synthpop heartbreak anthem is for you.
https://t.co/4k3slr2qgo 🎧✨
@elonmusk hope you're treating her well up there bro
#SynthPop #NewMusic #Mars #heartbreak

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Pre-save our first officially released single "It's Just A Phase (Like Winter)!" on Spotify: https://t.co/mSUIuJmEO5 (powered by @distrokid)

#Spotify #ClimateChange #Satire #SkaPunk #Drop #Single

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Couldn't release our fist album - "Lullabies and Ballads for the End of the World" without an epic, hilarious @elonmusk & @JeffBezos Diss... could we?!
Here's a teaser, check the full track on our YT, subscribe, share, light a... candle... you know the drill!
#disstrack #skapunk

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Full video & Lyrics here: https://t.co/6he6ewazGJ

Please follow & subscribe! 😉

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Thank you, @SwedishPM ❤

#ChatGPT #Sweden #Satire #Disco

Full video in comments 😉

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🎥 Full song on YouTube: https://t.co/WL63xD0U15
🎶 New songs daily. Satire hits harder with horns.
#ExistentialNursery

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BREAKING:
Scientists confirm polar bears can fly 🐻‍❄️✈️
And @TuckerCarlson is now your science teacher.
Welcome to Existential Nursery - satirical lullabies for the end of the world.
🎵 From our track: It’s Just a Phase (Like Winter)
#TuckerCarlson #climatechange #musicalcomedy