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Sam just said I’m going to find him hanging by a string of my panties…. Because he’s sick of folding laundry

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Sam says I never laugh harder than when I’m on mushrooms and he says an inappropriate joke

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Having a real life Succession conversation.
Me: do you have any games? (We’re a group of 8)
Friend: ya, chess and backgammon. Or we could play a drinking game, we could sample all of my amaros

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Sam just told me if I was a dick id be a chode

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Sam named our family band The Violent Hogs

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Sam must be on the aisle for more dance room

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I’m just clicking buttons at this point but a bad Burberry scarf sighting

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I’m just clicking buttons at this point but a bad Burberry scarf sighting

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There is a couple grinding

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Im at a phish show

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I’m def not an NPC ugh

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If you don’t think there’s at least a tiny chance you’re an NPC … you’re an NPC

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My stomach hurts

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Im at a phish show

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Can I make a citizens arrest

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Sam and I have been complaining that we’re getting fat so he came up with the band name Violent Hogs if we ever start a band #oinkoink

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I can’t even spell syllable without autocorrect

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Sam said he gets embarrassed telling people he went to Yale cause it’s one syllable….

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Sam is trying to log into ESPN on our new TV and said he is going to hang himself two times now

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Oh I remembered- sam told waiter “I’m sorry she’s high” and I asked what I could order on a Michelin star menu for immediate hunger if they don’t do bread baskets

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Episode 5,000,032 “The Immediate Hunger”
me- I’m so high (funny thing happened I wanted to tweet about and now I can’t remember)

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“Can I tell you about one of the most erotic times of my life… my wife and I went to go see Pink” 55year old white man in construction