Jacob Craigo

NASCAR fan, Sim Racer, Wannabe Broadcaster, Gamer, Furry.

I run the NSCA offline league for NR2003.

He/Him

[Jacob Craigo @ExoTiger62]

Considering all the hubub about the gaming sphere lately, I can only think of one quote, from @teamfourstar:

"PHYSICAL MEDIA FOREVER; BUY LASER DISC!"

[Kaulig Racing @KauligRacing]

Unfortunately the power steering issue has allowed the 11 car to pass the 10.

There’s some unbelievable memes yall will never be able to see. 🥲

[Speedy @speedy_creative]

make sure your number stands out yall‼️‼️

[Sori (Comms open!) @SoriTheSpooky]

recent cm work, thank you to everyone for the continuous support!

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: entering Japanese cat café.

employee stops me immediately.

Employee: One rule.

Me: Okay.

Employee: Orange cat bites people from France.

Me: I’m not French.

Employee: Good.

I sit down, cats everywhere, peaceful, adorable, therapeutic.

then gigantic orange cat jumps onto table, built like retired wrestler.

Cat staring at me aggressively.

Employee watching nervously from distance.

Me: I thought he only hated French people.

Employee: He improvises.

cat slowly pushes my drink off table while maintaining eye contact.

Me: THIS IS TARGETED.

small child nearby points at cat.

Child: That one evil.

Employee: No no, He just passionate.

cat suddenly climbs onto my lap, starts purring violently.

Me: …wait he likes me?

Employee shocked.

Employee: Impossible.

another worker comes over, then another, entire staff now observing me like chosen prophet.

Manager arrives.

Manager: He has never trusted customer before.

Me: What does that mean.

Manager bows slightly.

Manager: You must take him.

Me: TAKE HIM WHERE.

orange cat already asleep on me.

Employee quietly bringing adoption papers.

Me: I CAME HERE FOR COFFEE.

[Formula 1 @F1]

A true competitor and champion

Our condolences to Kyle's family, friends, and the entire NASCAR community

[Jacob Craigo @ExoTiger62]

I.... I don't even know what to say....

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

We are saddened and heartbroken to share the news of the passing of Kyle Busch, a two-time Cup champion and one of our sport's greatest and fiercest drivers. He was 41 years old.

We extend our deepest condolences to the Busch family, Richard Childress Racing and the entire motorsports community.

[Jacob Craigo @ExoTiger62]

30 laps around a flaming ball of death and heat doesn't seem impressive. It sounds metal as fuck, but not impressive.

Here's hoping the Earth doesn't DNF over the next 30, I guess.....

(Context: Birthday)

[Rangers Nation ⚾️ @Rangers__Nation]

In the famous words of Andrew McCutchen: “Furries”

Cutch hammered his first home run as a member of the Texas Rangers yesterday, powering the Rangers to an 8-3 victory over Philadelphia, and the timing couldn’t have been more fitting. More than 1,300 miles away, the annual Texas Furry Fiesta was underway at the Sheraton Dallas Hotel.

McCutchen famously tweeted “Furries”, with no further context, during the 2014 season, a year after his NL MVP campaign. Since then, the 39-year-old has made it a tradition to post the singular word whenever Anthrocon, the world’s largest furry convention, takes place in Pittsburgh.

Over the years, Cutch has become known for summoning “the power of furries” when playing in Pittsburgh while the convention is in town. Since that first tweet, he has hit .355 with a 1.161 OPS, 33 hits, and 4 home runs across 22 games in those circumstances.

It appears that, even 1,300 miles from the Texas Furry Fiesta, the furry powers still found their way to Cutch, as he posted a .444 average and a 1.444 OPS, with a home run and 4 RBI this opening weekend in Philadelphia.

Furries.

(H/T: Shawn McFarland)

[Jacob Craigo @ExoTiger62]

@anywillwork @F1 The speech bubbles are quite literally what Murray Walker was saying in the commentary booth when the actual wrecks happened.

[Sori (Comms open!) @SoriTheSpooky]

Me neither

[Lozzy Tabrias @lozzytabrias]

GOAT BEHAVIOUR 🙏🙏🙏

[Sori (Comms open!) @SoriTheSpooky]

Congratulations Kimi ! 🏆

[Motorsport @Motorsport]

BREAKING: Honda's #F1 2026 struggle has reach a point where Aston Martin is already planning to retire from the #AustralianGP.

Get the full story ⬇️

https://t.co/s1tFAu8c0g

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

The Daytona 500 is tomorrow morning, on Fox, and the network promises that it will be the biggest race yet.

[Jacob Craigo @ExoTiger62]

WE ARE SO BACK!

#nascar #NORAPSatDaytona

[Jacob Craigo @ExoTiger62]

First question: W H A T?!

Secondly: THE F U C K!?!?

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

UPDATE: Following post-race inspection, the No. 62's finishing position in Duel 2 has been disallowed.

[Jacob Craigo @ExoTiger62]

Seen several quote-tweets of this saying "Austin wrecked Aric!!1!" and while I'm not a fan of Austin, I can say in full confidence that he did not wreck Aric.

Aric threw a Logano Block™️ on Austin and rightfully got his ass handed to him for doing so.

[FOX: NASCAR @NASCARONFOX]

Memorable Moments of the Daytona 500 (according to @bobpockrass).

#19: "Austin Dillon would not be denied in 2018, turning Aric Almirola when Almirola attempted to retain the lead with a last-lap block. Dillon’s win put the iconic No. 3 back in Daytona 500 Victory Lane."

[Jacob Craigo @ExoTiger62]

@MadeOnChinatown @TeamTrackhouse @ConnorZilisch @shanevg97 The yellow headlight liner is due to Red Bull's sponsorship of the cars.

Rookies traditionally had yellow stripes on the rear bumper of their car, until NASCAR made a rule change removing that as a requirement last year, like what's seen here on Chase Elliot's car from 2016: