MC

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

SCHWHEELS 💨

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JayTC53 And Go Birds

[MC @ExpectLessValue]

“The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!”

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[MC @ExpectLessValue]

You almost have to respect fifa’s dedication to being scumbags

[Action News on 6abc @6abc]

FIFA has made a late change of policy to bar World Cup fans from bringing refillable water bottles into the tournament's 16 stadiums across North America. https://t.co/s8ZvR8yZmS

[MC @ExpectLessValue]

If the passing game is as bad as last year, you’re delusional if you think that conversation won’t be had within the organization. The media has no weight on this conversation either

[MC @ExpectLessValue]

It’s a very fair question to ask

[97.5 The Fanatic @975TheFanatic]

"This Is Why Philadelphia Has This Reputation" @JohnKincade To @asalciunas975 On Jalen Hurts' Contract Situation

#FlyEaglesFly

[MC @ExpectLessValue]

@TheLineFather @BookitWithTrent Dubclub in bio was a lock on this guy

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The SEC has officially eliminated the $25,000 minimum equity requirement for day trading.

[MC @ExpectLessValue]

https://t.co/qYG3wu2k4d

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

The Phillies are 23-7 against the San Diego Padres since “That’s What’s In” came out!

[MC @ExpectLessValue]

7 footers pulling up for 3 should be illegal

[MC @ExpectLessValue]

Have fun with him, Boston

[Mostly Eagles Tweets  @MostlyEagles]

"Leaking to the media is good and pushes the team but I won't do it anymore."

Why would you quit using such an effective motivational tool?

[MC @ExpectLessValue]

Big correlation between the Michkov nut riders and this being a bad deal, take that for what it’s worth

[MC @ExpectLessValue]

You can’t have a solid take on this until we get a price

[Paul Jackson @JacksonHockey_]

Bitching about a 5-year extension queued up for Vladar is pure comedy.

Guy pieced together the best full season (+ playoffs) by a Flyers goalie in over half a decade and still entering his prime.

Casual radio guys know best tho! He’s not “the guy” because of the Canes series 😭

[🥷🏼 @killeures]

He moves like a dictator bro. It’s not even funny anymore

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

The US ‘Ultras’ are ready for the World Cup…🇺🇸

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

NHL fans in Indianapolis have no broadcaster audio for Game 1 of the Stanely Cup Final. Here's how the first goal sounded on WRTV with only the in-arena sound.