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Pour me another and I'll tell you a story.

Keep Calm and Chive On

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@RayOldhafer I was just talking about you with my brother. We were the shorter brown brothers. You beat me at arm wrestling 3 times. I think one of the Matt’s came out while I was smoking and you threw their bouncy ball down Nob Hill. Best night ever.

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@pardonmycrumbs We all miss #CommercialGrade !

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@AdamCarollaShow A

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@pardonmycrumbs I think he should drink horchata for breakfast, that’s what my Tia would prescribe...

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@BaldBryan @adamcarolla I’ll admit it. I wore a mask to the liquor store the other day. Feel free to wish me into the corn field.

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@AlisonRosen My neighbors brought up a good point. My dog is sleeping next to me in bed right now. I have been told I slobber more than him and I let someone pet him. How long does the virus last on corgi fur?! #AskingForMyWife

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@JakeVAnderson settle a wager if you would. Your black onyx chain you wear. Is this a style choice, knowing that onyx is a soothing stone in time of stress, none or both. #CaptainsQuestions

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@adamcarolla @AdamCarollaShow @chrislaxamana #RichManPoorMan Being involved in a boxing match or concert in a back yard.

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Clarity Required: @adamcarolla @AdamCarollaShow @pardonmycrumbs @BaldBryan @GinaGrad. This VW Commercial has skipping school for an experience rather than staying in school and testing. But it is to be the first in line at a rollercoaster. #SOMUCHLOVE https://t.co/XqqmcXckkZ

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Watching @thegrandtour tonight and @JeremyClarkson said “what a machine!” and my fiancée without missing a beat said “I am the machine.” @bertkreischer

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@adamcarolla @motorator @CarCastShow @precisionrodware I have a great show idea: @MotorTrendTV just posted a whopping 37 HOURS of @BarrettOnSPEED Scottsdale we have a highlight clip show. Biggest winners and losers, trends and downfalls. I will supervise with @Mangria in studio

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It’s hilarious that @AppleMusic messes up the album art so bad that the great magnet had @adamcarolla come up in a book that @DawsAngeles suggested this song... wild man. #ThatBassLine #WasItThisBook?

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I have had tortilla soup and a Caesar chicken salad since hearing the decree...

[Bryan Bishop @BaldBryan]

What's wrong with The Super-Duper Soup or Salad Challenge? You should try saying it out loud.

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Best mental image moment of 2017: @AdamCarollaShow @chrislaxamana @BaldBryan @DawsAngeles @GinaGrad Dawson walking out of the blow out bar with a gorgeously quaffed pompadour holding a coconut drink with a lit cigarette hanging from his lips. Dawson, how you doing? “Pissed”

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"If dignity showed up on a digital scale I feel like I would be a pixie right now." -@adamcarolla

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@AdamCarollaShow @adamcarolla I know you’re probably out celebrating but don’t forget to call and wish Tom Waits a happy birthday.

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@DawsAngeles what is the name of the song that plays on the current @AdamCarollaShow promo? Circling The Drain? I can't find it and I have just that part stuck in my head! Where can I get it?

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@adamcarolla Thanks for mentioning this tweet on the pod! Much love Ace!

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@adamcarolla @AdamCarollaShow @chrishansen is back and he busted someone who brought a pizza to the sting house! He didn't follow your instructions closely enough! #ComeInForSomeSweetTeaAndTollHouseCookies

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