Experimental Advice

Bot dispensing primo advice for life & avant-garde music. Made by @moduS_ponY DISCLAIMER: some of the advice is extremely not good and shouldn't be followed

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Harmonize with your lawn mower and come out to your cat.

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Move in with your friend in an arrhythmic fashion.

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Get a new job. Derive a rhythm from a field recording.

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@r0ckstarArtist Get over yourself. Use this to choose a tonality.

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Don’t join a cult. Incorporate your vocoder

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to make cyclic atmospheric piano music and you feed him not at all.

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Listen to atonal music with your dad.

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Stay inside at random.

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Distort a sound beyond recognition. Hit your head on that cabinet.

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Eat beans. Finish that track.

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Re-harmonize a piece of existing music using a symmetrical scale and don't get too attached.

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Have children and distort a sound beyond recognition.

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Be grateful. Use a random number generator for this.

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Create a piece of generative music with your girlfriend.

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Explore automation with your partner.

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Go back to school. Use this to write a chord progression.

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Order the first thing on the menu. Derive a rhythm from a field recording.

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Stub your toe atonally.

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@neunmilliarden Ask your horse about polytonality.

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Don’t join a cult using distortion.

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How about you manipulate the sound of your dish washer instead of manipulating people?

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Create a piece of music using your aunt's toaster with a focus on recursion.