@martincitopants In this tweet mart shows us a clue pertaining to his then current location, but who knows where he is now. Downloading the image and viewing the meta data gives no hints, so we must employ more drastic methods to locate this place.
@martincitopants In this tweet, mart comes back from the dead, expressing all of our emotions with an image. Holy Shit is right. On an unrelated note, I plan to dress up my mart plush in only the finest drip, and dub him "Marty McFly".
@martincitopants In this tweet mart expresses his joy of having his new video do very well. A reward for the pain he has put himself through indeed. A wider audience also appears to seek marts suffering. The people know what they want. Will mart deliver? Time will tell lads.
Ive been hiding inside marts walls and can confirm that a new video is coming out soon (he does not know I am in his walls feeding his cat and making him more round).
@martincitopants In this tweet mart has another genius idea by realizing he can just look up pictures of timelines on video editing software and display it as something he is currently working on, and people would be none the wiser. We all know he is working extra hard to bring us content though.
@martincitopants In this tweet, mart comes to the incredible realization that Ben...is in Benin. With this knowledge, we can answer questions that alluded the greatest minds of humanity. For example; who is in Paris? Pari, of course. Who is in Porto-Novo? It's Porno! We got something @NobelPrize
@exexexexmart@martincitopants "After death, every muscle in your body relaxes, including the sphincters that are in charge of regulating your bladder and bowels. As a result, if you have anything in your bowels, it will likely be released when you die." | Source: personal experience
@martincitopants In this tweet mart shows us the unit that is the landlord of Kyiv. Through the shelling, the shooting, and the watching eyes of advanced targeting systems, he managed to do as all landlords do and evict those who cannot pay him. Some will look on with honor, others with disgust.