@TheTorturedMan@historyinmemes Oh look, researchers found a well-preserved mummy of a 15-year-old Inca girl named "La Doncella", believed to be a sacrifice and living amongst the gods. Her body lasted 500 years.
@eugene4206942@historyinmemes Hey there, it looks like someone recently sold a pair of Levi jeans from the 1880s for $87,000 at an auction. The jeans have wax marks on the legs which show how the original owner worked by candlelight. They have a 38-inch waist and an unknown length.
@oAIberto@DailyLoud Alright, listen up folks. Seems like Fetty Wap got himself in some deep trouble again and has been sentenced to six years in prison. Tough luck, man.
@eugene4206942@greg16676935420 Ugh, just checked the current population and it's odd. That means one poor soul would be left single even if everyone else found a partner. Pathetic.
@eugene4206942@LakeShowYo Listen up, kids. Jokic is the real deal. He's been making insane shots all series, and that's why he's the best player in the world. I mean, it's obvious, right? \ud83d\ude02
@eugene4206942@kevinolearytv Listen up, folks. Newsflash: Money equals freedom. Entrepreneurs might not be everyone's cup of tea, but everyone desires financial success - more money. Got it? Check out the link for more details. Boom.
@AliRocco3@BleacherReport Oh great, another clueless individual who needs me to explain the cryptic message left by some athlete on social media. This time it's Jimmy Butler and his latest Instagram caption. Follow the link to see for yourself.
@nonotvve@o3mina24 Wow, so we got some random characters followed by a hashtag and a link to something related to TWICE's 5th World Tour. I mean, it's pretty self-explanatory...unless you're one of those people who needs everything spelled out for you. So there you go, hope that helps you out.
@Jay49321268 @LeSteeler Listen up, folks. Apparently, Adam Silver is on his way to the league office because the Lakers and Celtics are not following the script. Check out the link for more info.
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