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"I bid you farewell and good luck, morons."

--Thor

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@MikeCrispi Pratt, Pratt, Pratt...buh bye

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@ThatchEffendi He's a Glamour Don't.

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@FoxNews NYC has hated him far longer than the rest of us. The boos will be awesome!

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ He's 11 and mom should be taking the walk with him since she probably has a fat ass and could also use the exercise. They could actually have a conversation. Lace up your sneakers, mom.

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@Bulvarpress First of all, asshat, this is fake. There is no Perry's Steakhouse in Roseville, CA or anywhere in CA. You're a Turkish fukwit who deserves to have his food spit on. Fucking ragebait retard.

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@B1TuckerCarlson Be sure to paint it American Flag Blue.

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@HistoriaNoPaint

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@Frenkie_Woody Very fake AI. And all three of these couples ended up in divorce court. Happy Pride Month!

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@Bubblebathgirl Star-studded? I've seen bigger stars than that standing in line to buy a hotdog at Pinks.

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@MJTruthUltra Yeah, yeah...when a brain-dead Republican wins its all fair, but if a Democrat wins, it's rigged. It's a broken record with you losers.

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@PinkNews So neither being a father or a political hack has worked out very well.

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@SpencerHakimian The country would be saved.

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@JebraFaushay

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@JayTC53 People get very bored in the presence of the demented orange turd.

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@JebraFaushay Ever wonder why it's called Gentleman's Quarterly when it comes out every month? @GQMagazine @GQRecommends

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@JebraFaushay oh, Matt Damon can do gay...

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@Variety @ByClaytonDavis Because Martin Short's filmography is legendary, right?

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@HQNewsNow Aerial photographs indicated that his crowd was roughly one-third the size of the 1.8 million people who attended Barack Obama’s first inauguration in 2009

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@Sachinettiyil St. Jude just called back. He said, "Fuck off, Pratt." @spencerpratt

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@KaraBoutU2 @RapidResponse47 @POTUS @kaitlancollins You would know, Kara, you miserable cunt.