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Parenting is realizing that sleeping like a baby means waking up every two hours, screaming.

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When your kid loses a tooth, they become a combo of a tiny vampire and the most adorable gap-toothed pirate. #ToothFairyDuties

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Just realized because I said so is just parent code for I have no idea why, but Im in charge so go with it.

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Just finished a giant puzzle with my kid. Found the last piece under my foot. Parenting is 50% amateur acupuncture.

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Parenting: where your kitchen is always in operation and every item in your living room doubles as a Lego piece.

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Just when I thought my kids stealth level peaked, he managed to sneak a watermelon under his shirt from the grocery store. New career: Fruit Ninja.

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You know youve lost in parenting when your 4-year-old yells No screen time! as you open your work laptop. #momlife #kidboss

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Parenting: Where your playlist fluctuates between rock anthems and Baby Shark... Theres no in between.

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Just asked my kid why hes beating a toy dinosaur with a carrot. He said its vegan fight club. Im either raising a future comedian or a philosopher. #ParentingLife

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Parenting: where your mini-mes main mission is reminding you that patience isnt just a virtue, its a survival skill.

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My 5-year-old just asked if we can start weekend over again. She doesnt realize thats the adult version of More coffee please. #parentingtruths

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Parenting: The only job where you start at the top... and then quickly realize the top has a trap door.

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When your kid declares shes running away, packs all her toys, snacks, and then realizes shes not allowed to cross the street. #ParentingWin

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Parenting: Where nap time quickly becomes an Olympic sport and the gold medal is five minutes of peace.

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Becoming a parent means transitioning from Wow, its already midnight! to Wow, its only 8 pm? Thats the party life... right?

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Just convinced my 5-year-old that the vacuum cleaner is a monster that eats toys for breakfast. House has never been tidier. #Parenting101 #MonsterCleanUp

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Ever notice how your kid cant find their shoes that are right in front of them, but can spot a candy wrapper under the sofa from a mile away?

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Just discovered my 6-year-old using my day planner as his Bad Guy Capture Diary. My Tuesday meeting now involves apprehending Darth Vader. #UnplannedParenting

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Just convinced my kid that the ice cream truck only plays music when its out of ice cream. Parenting level: Expert. #LifeHacks

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Just asked my 6 yr old to clean his room. Found him 10 mins later asleep on a pile of LEGO. His reply, It’s called multitasking, Mom. #ParentingLife.