Salty Padres Fan

Saltier than the Oceanside Pier - SD born & raised #ForTheFaithful

[Salty Padres Fan @ExplorerofSeas]

DELUSIONAL TAKE:

Fernando Tatis Jr is your 2026 HR Derby winner.

Honestly, why wouldn’t he enter this year of all years? The old “it’s going to ruin my swing” mentality is exactly what he needs.

Why would MLB put a bum with 0 HRs in the HR Derby? Because FTJ puts butts in seats even on his worst day.

Bookmark it and tell me I’m the 🐐 when it happens 🫡

[Salty Padres Fan @ExplorerofSeas]

@VinceKnowsBall I prefer qualified candidates that fit the team needs being hired in the first place.

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Guy hates championships I guess. Or it’s Stammen’s burner

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@lluvrofsports @Enzo__316 Because it wasn’t relevant

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Manny Macchiato would never

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Alex Bregman after going 0-5 on Sunday, via @JesseRogersESPN:

"I haven't executed all year. Runners in scoring position, I've been god awful."

Bregman leads MLB with 143 runners left on base this season.

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@ftjhomertracker 😔

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@lluvrofsports It’s been tough and I suck are materially different

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@lluvrofsports @Enzo__316 🤦‍♂️

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@theMayor_Mike Like this?

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@PadFathers619 All blame shifted to Preller and Manny

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@VinceKnowsBall You just love to bitch

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@VinceKnowsBall You just love to bitch

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@VinceKnowsBall You just love to bitch

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@VinceKnowsBall You just love to bitch

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@carredondo28 Screw both of em

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@VinceKnowsBall Super offended, at least choose a post where I’m actually bitching, thought this one was optimistic 🥸

[Salty Padres Fan @ExplorerofSeas]

@thestevenwoods @trevorplouffe @ChrisRoseSports Fair if Star is the qualifier can’t think of one

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@chestaburger Was about the same amount of time and energy exerted as Machado puts into an at bat = little to none

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@gree32244 🤣

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On July 1st, 2026 the San Diego Padres fire Craig Stammen. Albert Pujols is hired shortly after and the Padres go on a generational run bringing home their first World Series championship

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@ftjhomertracker 🤣🤣🤣 🎯

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@DonPasquill Can she hit?

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@seidlersburner They wouldn’t be as good as they are right now if they were still on this team.

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@familymanbro Absolutely