Jamison Fawkes

You know, you can think your noggin's on straight, that your screws are nice and tight, but then you blow up a building and remember that you're bonkers!

[Jamison Fawkes @ExplosiveLoad]

"Who needs Crocodile Dundee?!"

• New Junkrat account
• Literate and descriptive as you are
• Non-lewd/Lewd-lewd

Give a guy a retweet?

[Jamison Fawkes @ExplosiveLoad]

-just said that we should date."

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The man would clean out both ears with a pinky before turning back to the woman,

"Sorry, Sheila, but it sounded like you -

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@VishkarChick // Glomp. That was supposed to say glomp.

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Jamison takes this opportunity to gloom the woman. https://t.co/26nxUMVHLf

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"I should join the circus!"

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// NIGHTY-NIGHT, SHEILA

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@VishkarChick // IT'S FINE.

HE'LL BE HERE TOMORROW FOR SATYA'S BOOTY

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-his, an honestly ridiculous grin on his face.

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"Aaaaw, well, aren't you just a sweetheart?" The Junker teases with a laugh, confidently reaching out to wrap her hand in -

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-he's any good at small talk.

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-walk along,

"So... Uh, had a good day?" Please excuse his awkwardness, he isn't exactly antisocial, but that doesn't mean -

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With a playful snicker, Jamison would follow close behind, not even trying to keep his eyes from her swaying hips as they -

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-other giving her rear a cheeky, little squeeze.

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"Than why don't you lead the way, hot stuff?" He chuckles softly, one hand gesturing for her to walk ahead of him, the -

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"Well, if you're knackered, you could-- Or /we/ could head to bed." The man offers, his smile not fading for even a moment.

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-span reaches its end,

"So, what now, Sheila?"

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For a few more moments, Jamison stares down lovingly into her eyes, but it isn't long before his infamously short attention -

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"It means great, love." The man chuckles, realizing that he just delved pretty deep in Australian slang.

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-forehead,

"You have no idea how bloody ripper this is..."

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The man's face had broken into a wild, glowing grin which he was unable to suppress, even to press another kiss to her -

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