❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧

❝𝐓𝐡𝐞 mortal 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝗴𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐬, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑵 𝒊𝒕 𝗴𝐞𝐭𝐬!❞

[❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧ @ExposingMadness]

❝EXCUSE ME, miserable mortal, I am tRYING TO DO THE FISH-STICK! It’s a very delicate state of mind!❞

❦———//❦//𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀!\\❦\\———❦

❧—//Story driven! (Crack Friendly!)
❧—//(N)SFW bound!
❧—//Dark themes!
❦—————————————❦
#OpenRP|#MVRP|#SkyrimRP

[❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧ @ExposingMadness]

force-feeds the READER cheese !

[ᅟ ᅟ 𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲𝐦𝐚𝐧 . @graiveward]

ᅟ ᅟ
ᅟ ᅟ

ᅟ ᅟ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐑𝐄

ᅟ ᅟᅟ ᅟ

[❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧ @ExposingMadness]

it seems to be emanating with an unfamiliar energy , it's appearance noticeably different ; instead of its trademark mad look , the multi-faced heads have closed mouths , a more serious visage , one leaking an aura of Order .

[ᴀʀᴄʜ-ᴍᴀɢᴇ ᴛᴀʟɪɴᴀ ᴠᴀꜱᴀᴍɪʀ @ArcaneDovah]

Looks in their bag and sees it. Raises an eyebrow "I swear I put this in the Arcane vault" She takes it out and examines it for damage.

[❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧ @ExposingMadness]

❝ The 𝙂𝙍-𝙍-𝙍-𝙍𝙀𝙔𝙈𝘼𝙍𝘾𝙃 approaches!

Odd. Is it late or is it right on schedule ? Quite the derilect event . Or was it decadent event ?

No matter ! YOU
there . Yes. You.
A....PPROACH .❞

he is speaking
to the READER .

[❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧ @ExposingMadness]

the Wabbajack vanishes from @ArcaneDovah's random weapon stand in one of their houses and appears in their inventory .

[❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧ @ExposingMadness]

@NecrxMaster + know ? Hm? ❞

[❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧ @ExposingMadness]

❝ The 𝙂𝙍-𝙍-𝙍-𝙍𝙀𝙔𝙈𝘼𝙍𝘾𝙃 approaches!

Odd. Is it late or is it right on schedule ? Quite the derilect event . Or was it decadent event ?

No matter ! YOU
there . Yes. You.
A....PPROACH .❞

he is speaking
to the READER .

[❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧ @ExposingMadness]

@NecrxMaster he clocked her on the top of the head with his cane , not hard , just enough to surprise ,

❝ I already have a Haskill. ❞ , he said , referring to her newly reserved natured .

he then tapped his chin with his cane , as if in thought ....which he IS!

❝ Would ya like to +

[❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧ @ExposingMadness]

*definitely

wtf man

[❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧ @ExposingMadness]

❝ What in oblivion 𝘸𝘢𝘴 it not for ? You need to ask the big questions . Or was it think big ? No , definitelt the big questions .

TELL me something ,
mortal . Have you ever
used the Wabbajack ?
No ? Why ?❞

[CORVINA. @SanguisDovah]

“What in the Oblivion was that for?!”

[❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧ @ExposingMadness]

he gives her head another tap with the staff , this time turning her into a rabbit.

❝ 𝘐𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘤 , given the bunny slaughters , true ?? No . . . One more— ❞

he taps her little head again and she turns back into her normal self , mouth returned to its original state .

[CORVINA. @SanguisDovah]

Nods aggressively.

[❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧ @ExposingMadness]

*problematic ._.

[❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧ @ExposingMadness]

❝ HHHHysterical ! Or is it hectic ? No. Hilarious ! Not having lips is problenatic for you mortals , is it not ? One nod for yes , two for absolutely. Go on. ❞

[CORVINA. @SanguisDovah]

Hmph— !

[❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧ @ExposingMadness]

𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘗***

ffs

[❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧ @ExposingMadness]

he taps her on the head with the Wabbajack , temporarily turning her lips into cheese .

❝ A 𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘖 punishment
for words thought ! Ha! ❞

[CORVINA. @SanguisDovah]

All this talk is making me [redacted]

[❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧ @ExposingMadness]

@NecrxMaster ++ he pauses .

❝ Or perhaps it is.
TIME . Time always
spills the secrets ! ❞

he then grins , leaning back in his throne , simply staring at the woman now .

[❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧ @ExposingMadness]

@NecrxMaster ❝ 𝙁𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙀 . Alarm. 𝗠𝗘?...

Well , it's not unheard of , BUT THE 𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘠 𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘈 . Why , I should flay you to ribbons just for suggesting it ! . . . But I won't. That would not be very fun , now would it , true ?

No . This is no alarm of falsehoods . ❞

++

[❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧ @ExposingMadness]

those piercing yellow eyes suddenly shift to her and his cheeks rise , followed shortly by a grin .

❝ Do you know
what time it is.ᐣ ❞ ,
he asked , fingers
rapping against the
bulb of his cane .

[❦𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑶𝑫—❧ @ExposingMadness]

he clears his throat .

coughing once ,
he 𝘾𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙎 his throat
more assertively .

❝ 𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙎𝙀
FOR EVERYONE .ᐟ ❞

[VAELWEN. @Falmerheir]

VAELWEN OF ITHINDOR.