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[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Hunter Biden, how do I get her back?

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

never waste a good crisis

[Ethan @0xEthan]

"You lost how much money this week?"

[Sharks on NBCS @NBCSSharks]

The entire world is rooting for you to defeat the evil that awaits you

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“this too shall pass” and it gets worse

[cee @1ovesickkk]

sorry for acting kinda insane i was feeling a little unwanted

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

timothee chalamet looks so happy. i should enter a relationship with a billionaire supermodel with a fat ass

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i’m having the most peaceful crashout of my life rn.. like i’m going insane, but also just chilling and vibing. i’m stressed about a bunch of stuff, but at the same time i’m not. i don't know how to explain it..

[kani 🍀 @kanmanine]

being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)

[salute @saluteAUT]

shiiid not up to much just looking out the

i love looking out the

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[Adam @abetrade]

pretty crazy how five years ago vaccines were the most devastating thing you could ever do to your body but nowadays its fine to inject chinese peptide from Temu because you cant stop snacking after dinner

[mau @rllydu]

give a man a drunk cig, he smokes for a night
teach a man to bum a drunk cig, he smokes for a lifetime

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

at the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

ur swag is fake i can tell theres no suffering behind it

[bd @notyaboi777]

What the fuck am I supposed to tweet about at 30 years old