Mazi Ugochukwu

Freelance Web Designer • Virtual Assistant • DJ
I help brands establish a strong online presence.
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[Onyeka Nwelue @onyekanwelue]

When you go into a relationship with a poor person, what exactly are you looking for?

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

Na only mumu Dey forgive cheating woman.

[Mazi Ugochukwu @extension001]

@john322226 forgiveness is the first step to destroying her life kpatakpata.......

[Mazi Ugochukwu @extension001]

@Ozedikus No be everybody be fisher man na....
some people fit no sabi catch fish but them fit help you sell am well.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

There’s people that don’t want to go through the stress of learning how to catch fish even if you offered to teach them for free, they just want you to catch it and give it to them

[Mazi Ugochukwu @extension001]

@_iamhabeeb person dey pray for gas not to finish before indomie done.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

poverty crazy gan,you go dey pray and fast for problem wey money na solution.

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

Do you actually know anyone who successfully quit smoking ?

[Mazi Ugochukwu @extension001]

@official_Gegeh Ben don stop to smoke colos.

[Mazi Ugochukwu @extension001]

@iamcomputer__ please don't discourage them.....
ladies raise your standards oh rich me yapa everywhere.

CLOCK IT

[Adeola @iamcomputer__]

Social media has lied to women that they are so many rich men to go around 😂

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Speed cr!es out today after being charged ₦203,500 for parking his car at the airport for four days.

[Mazi Ugochukwu @extension001]

@mide_io i no fit leave my wife for country wey chike dey travel o.

[Mazi Ugochukwu @extension001]

@DrakeOfficial06 these children will grow up to see the killers of their parents as family.
humanity is fucked.

[𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐞🔰 @DrakeOfficial06]

These are fulanis terrorists. They’ve sl@ughter entire community, the lucky children were abducted by them as you can see. 💔💔
They operate freely unchallenged.
And some Nigerians are still talking about PVC.
If I may ask, the Pvc is what exactly??

[Mazi Ugochukwu @extension001]

@dammiedammie35 kolu na money miss road....nobody can manage kolu,he lacks financial literacy.

[Mazi Ugochukwu @extension001]

@blaccmajek one time i ask her if she saw me in her dreams she said no,from that day i stopped dreaming about her.

na efe and kolu i dey see for dream now.

[wande @blaccmajek]

I have stopped doing anything for girls that don’t do anything for me.

[Mazi Ugochukwu @extension001]

@AjeboDanny if i'm given a personal account i'll take it then pay half and tell the person to complete it right now if not i will tell the boss what he or she did.

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

Everywhere I go, from petrol stations to spas and even parking attendants, I’m given a personal account number for payment. It’s only when I refuse that they suddenly provide the business account.

I wonder how business owners are surviving in Nigeria.