I'm not saying you should drive down the highway at night, whilst saying "bloody Mary" three times in the side mirror, just to watch her trip her ghost ass over chasing you. I'm just saying to cover the other mirrors. #ExtermiKnightExoticExterminators
Friendly Reminder: With the start of Spring, it is Nambian Flying Snake migration season. These air noodles are mostly harmless, and mostly land when needing a rest or a drink. Keep a good distance, but feel free to witness the majesty of it. #ExtermiKnightExoticExterminators
If your friend is a Lycanthrope, and you purposefully trick them into eating chocolate, you are a massive dick and deserve the asskicking you receive. Or even the passing of the curse. #ExtermiKnightExoticExteminators
BREAKING NEWS: There is a Mindflayer in the downtown area, sucking on... people's brains and eating their memories? OH THAT IS IT! SQUARE UP YOU CTHULHU RIP OFF! #ExtermiKnightExoticExterminators
BREAKING NEWS: There is a Mindflayer in the downtown area, sucking on people's brains and eating their memories. Whilst I am currently here, please be careful as these... I swear I've sent this tweet already... #ExtermiKnightExoticExterminators
BREAKING NEWS: There is a Mindflayer in the downtown area, sucking on people's brains and eating their memories. Whilst I am currently here, please be careful as these things can be dan...gerous... Anyone else feeling Deja Vu? #ExtermiKnightExoticExterminators
BREAKING NEWS: There is a Mindflayer in the downtown area, sucking on people's brains and eating their memories. Whilst I am currently here, please be careful as these things can be... can be dangerous. #ExtermiKnightExoticExterminators
BREAKING NEWS: There is a Mindflayer in the downtown area, sucking on people's brains and eating their memories. Whilst I am currently here, please be careful as these things can be dangerous...? #ExtermiKnightExoticExterminators
BREAKING NEWS: There is a Mindflayer in the downtown area, sucking on people's brains and eating their memories. Whilst I am currently here, please be careful as these things can be dangerous #ExtermiKnightExoticExterminators
BREAKING NEWS: There is a Mindflayer in the downtown area, sucking on people's brains and eating their memories. Whilst I am currently here, please be careful as these things can be dangerous. #ExtermiKnightExoticExterminators
Why are so many people afraid of Black Hounds? Is it cos they turn up when people are close to death? If I had to choose between a clackity skeleton in a cloak or the goodest boi Moddey Dhoo to walk me to the other side, I know who I'd choose! #ExtermiKnightExoticExterminators
You wanna know what really angers me?! Little girls that want unicorns! Do you know how many unicorns have their god damn hearts broken because they are "Too hard to raise"?!?! FFS DON'T GET A UNICORN IF YOU CAN'T LOOK AFTER IT! #ExtermiKnightExoticExterminators
@LaughablyE I like it when people don't summon demons for any old bullshit, cos then I don't need to explain to the demon that the human doesn't have the correct payment.
@Pocceto They start off the size of a silver dollar, but after a few years they end up the size of a labrador, and thats even before they hit their βadulthoodβ. They will eventually grow to the size of a car. Despite the name, they are actually a tortoise so only require a paddling pool.
Dragon Turtles are not "sometimes pets". These creatures will live through generations of your family, growing fairly huge, but offer good luck to your family in return. Also, every girl wants the person riding on the back of a Dragon Turtle. #ExtermiKnightExoticExterminators