Robson Green

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

@porridgebrain I'll always be around when you need me/least expect it.

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

@porridgebrain As long as you absolutely promise you can still use your fingers, I'll be right there...

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

A Study in Scarlet? A Study in Brown, more like - learn to flush properly Watson!

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the case. Unless you've fucked up somewhere.

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

@porridgebrain Well done, though, for that undoubtedly original sentence...

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

@porridgebrain "Real account?" How dare you!

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

@porridgebrain Hmm... yeah. Remind me?

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

@porridgebrain LEMON!

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

@porridgebrain It's just occurred to me that a cleverer response would have been MELON...

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

That's very good. But would seriously sting. “@JohnJfar: @porridgebrain lemon entry my dear! (sorry, couldn't resist) @Sherlock_Holmz”

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

@porridgebrain I can't condone such anthropomorphism from a scientific point of view but you've been ill, so OK.

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

@porridgebrain I like your monkey

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

@porridgebrain LIME

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

@porridgebrain *Again*?

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

@porridgebrain I sleuth but never slink. Slinking's for criminals.

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

@porridgebrain Drinking, injecting... You name it.

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

@porridgebrain Yeah, and it's totally afoot. Either that or I got a bit too wasted last night celebrating a successful conclusion to a case.

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

@porridgebrain Well, let me know how you get on. Or off.

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

Just watched CSI. Depressed.

[Robson Green @ExtremeFisting]

The study stinks. And we all know where that's coming from. Watson wonders why I smoke so much - to cover up the smell of your farts, mate!