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[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

Some bumps in the road can be overcome,
we will fix all that was broken.
They will temporarily make you feel numb,
but it’s fine when love is spoken.

Some bumps in the road cannot be overcome,
they’re harder than a pinda.
And so we will mourn while we’re drunk on rum,
Linda😔

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

@Lindasfwn I meant to say “man’s”

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

@Lindasfwn Would you allow me to ask you a question? You better would because I am going to ask you one anyway. Why did you use a picture of an animated sun with a seemingly random mans head in the middle?

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

@Lindasfwn Oh. Well, thank you for the kind no.

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

@Lindasfwn I am not your mother indeed.

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

@Lindasfwn With those words, I want to kindly ask you to leave this platform.

Pastor

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

@Lindasfwn Hello Linda,

how nice of you to be on the internet again. 😊 I was wondering to myself, ‘oh dear me, has she passed away?’ That would have been terrible. It is nice that you do not lay in your grave (yet), but I did enjoy the time without you.

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

@jetskismoat Becoming a pastor was one of the worst decisions of my life.

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

@meetingplacee @jetskismoat @Lindasfwn Well then, in that case I suppose I can make an exception. Would you two like the pony on the picture that Samije has previously shown?

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

@jetskismoat I just got this screenshot shown by one of the people at the wedding. I want you to know that English is not my first language either, and yet I did know the right word. (1/2)

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

@jetskismoat @Lindasfwn @meetingplacee I am not a pony hater.

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

@jetskismoat @Lindasfwn @meetingplacee I do not have a personal problem with pony’s or any equines for that matter. I was simply pointing out the fact that you were going off-topic, it seemed to me that you were avoiding the conversation about the prohibition of pony’s at this wedding.

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

@Lindasfwn please repeat after me: @meetingplacee I promise to cherish you always, to honor and sustain you, in sickness and in health, in poverty and in wealth, and to be true to you in all things until death alone shall part us.

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

@jetskismoat @Lindasfwn @meetingplacee What I meant was that you were going off topic and that marrying at a zoo was obviously not the point of what I said.

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

@meetingplacee please repeat after me: ‘@Lindasfwn I promise to cherish you always, to honor and sustain you, in sickness and in health, in poverty and in wealth, and to be true to you in all things until death alone shall part us.’

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

@jetskismoat @Lindasfwn @meetingplacee She is not.

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

@Lindasfwn @jetskismoat @meetingplacee You are biased and influenced by Samije.

[amtwt pastor @Eycteluvr]

@jetskismoat @Lindasfwn @meetingplacee I am not saying it is a bad idea to marry at a zoo, please learn to read. It is obvious that I meant that it is not appropriate here, since this wedding does not take place in a zoo.