Eye Patch Guy

One eyed man in the world of the blind. Current truecel, prospective fakecel. Right Wing Modernist. Conservationist. Cao Wei Propagandist.

[Eye Patch Guy @Eye_Patch_Goy]

Dynasty Warriors Chud Tier List.

This is based both on how the DW games portrayed them as well as ROTK and history. Naturally, I have segregated the foids. Of course, Zhuge Dan is at the top due to his inspirtational history of pure incel rage.

Oh the things he'd post today.

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@JEdgar95100348 @Ethelbrait1941 @c1nnamonbunny I fear not.

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@den_sils50475 @MGuido8523 @TitleFightMedia Can't forget Flukas Glazey and MMA Tooth Gap aka MMA Che.

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@HEELVoorhees @TitleFightMedia BedtimeMMA is an amateur fighter mate, stick to rugby.

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@JoshMWatts @GiffLasta “Nothing is stopping you.”

You want to test that theory?

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@jellwhyfish @yuri_dreams Sounds fair.

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@Schmutz_9R At least Eddie Hall earned the right to flex his muscles hidden by his vast fat stores.

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@Tom_Da1ton @GrantSlatton It's tough being on top.

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@GrantSlatton You take option B; always.

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@HotDogEnjoyer2 @DrInsensitive @GrantSlatton Too costly; 9mm is cheaper.

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@VampiricLegz Strickland is a Tiki Truther.

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@D34thcoil @EJFreeAuthor @GremlinIndustry @HariSel57511397 I

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@EJFreeAuthor @emperorthesteve @Smeggman32 @HariSel57511397 So you're a sellout. Great. Much better.

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"Why don't kids want to get their licenses and hang out anymore?"
https://t.co/oQRWcl0crw

[Stephen Fleming @StephenFleming]

Yet another friend with a child turning 16 next week. Hasn’t gotten a learner’s permit. Zero interest in a driver’s license. I keep hearing this same story.

What’s WRONG with these kids?!?! On my 16th birthday, my mom took me out of school to take my driving test. Same for everyone I knew.

Even if you couldn’t afford your own car, you could beg the use of the family station wagon occasionally. Freedom. Independence. Heck, privacy on a date! Are these kids giving all that up for scrolling TikTok and an occasional Uber?

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

🚨 TERRIFYING! Moment caught on a Ring camera shows a deranged man in a long coat crashing out asking “where is your daughter?” And threatened the man on the cam that he “will end him” if he doesn’t open the door

How would you handle this tense situation?

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@ArmedJ0y Not even the indoor toys are good. Lego now compared to the 2000s to 2010s is TOTAL ASS, overpriced, and in general an inferior experience.

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The hardware has got a lot better, sure, but because of indians being hired for cheap, the software has got a lot worse. Everything mainstream is full of bloatware, spyware, and you can't fix anything without the manufacturer putting a ridiculous premium on it. Not to mention AI pushing the demand for RAM through the roof.

Sure, you can find reliable, minimalistic tech like GrapheneOS phones, SteamOS, Linux etc, but you need to shop around and you need to be somewhat tech proficient to set it up. However, most people aren't doing this, they're just buying a Windows Laptop, a Macbook Pro, an iPhone 1488, or a Samsung Galaxy.

Not to mention vehicles, where being filled with technology has made them objectively worse in nearly every single area unless you're rich enough to trade up into a new car whenever the electronics fry out on your current model. Which, again, most people aren't doing this.

A 1980s Mercedes E-Class is superior to anything Mercedes makes today. A 2000s E46 BMW 325i is superior to anything BMW makes today. A Crown Vic Interceptor with half a million miles on the clock, a decade of idle hours, and eleven high speed pitting manoeuvres under its belt is going to outlast any new Ford made today.

Not even the Japanese are safe; especially Nissan with their shitty CVT transmission. My ancient 4 speed automatic Maxima is going to stick around long after anything Nissan has made in the 2020s. Same with Toyota and Honda, where we'll still see OG Land Cruisers, Hilux's, Camrys etc but anything made after 2020 will be scrapped.

In practical terms for the majority of the population, technology peaked during the late 00s to the early 10s with stuff like Windows 7, the Xbox 360, and the iPhone 4 S, where cars had some tech, but it was minimalistic and reliable.

The only way anyone can say that "kids these days" have it better with tech is if you're talking about computer science, programming, coding, and other such areas. Which, to repeat myself, is not what most are doing. Not only that, but you can't expect three whole generations to accept lower standards of living because "the tech is better".

[HRsteel @JGisSatoshi]

@gmoult Simply not true. The tech is far, far better than it's ever been.

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[sabrina ( 3.5/12kg ) @s4brinnh]

it’s not fucking fair it’s not fucking fair it’s not fucking fair it’s not fucking fair it’s not fucking fair it’s not fucking fair it’s not fucking fair it’s not fucking fair

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@Temuloser @MagicM_MMABets That's a different fight so I'll have to look into that later, you might be right though, but from what I do remember, McKinney was nowhere near as battered as Axel Sola.

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@LeakedMMA @Josh_HokitUFC Paddy's always talked shit, what are you on about? Sure, he shows respect, but he also talks shit.

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Arman vs Oliveira 2 Title Eliminator
Holloway vs Ruffy
Paddy vs Topuria
Gamrot vs Salkilld
Moicano vs Nolan
Hooker vs Green