apple 🍎🍏

why are oranges called oranges but an apple is not called a red

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[mika @mikasagrada]

como é a sensação de reassistir uma série quando você tem uma memória péssima:

[ezamazing @starryskyfever]

if my daughter 🙅🏻‍♀️ 👩🏻‍🍼 comes out as 🌈 GAY 🌈 I am SHIPPING HER OFF 🚂✈️📫 to a 👼🏻 CATHOLIC👼🏻 🏫BOARDING SCHOOL🏫 because you KNOW🧠👀 those girls there are 👅F🤞🏻R🤯E😩A😍K💦Y💋 and 🚫🚫🚫NO🚫🚫🚫 daughter of 👩🏻MINE👧🏻 will miss out on the BIGGEST 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩gay opportunity ever👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[Ramb's #1 Famb (she/her) @fambramb]

You laugh but if my only option to get rid of Verity was to buy a whole new pc I'd shoot myself too have you seen prices these days

[Derp | Slimeknight pilled | 🍎🍏 | @D3rplord3_]

People hating on the verity series and I'm just over here thinking "wow, mob made a pretty good story and I'm sure he had fun recording and playing with friends" LIKE NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE TOP TIER SHIT BRO JUST LET PEOPLE HAVE FUN MAKING THE SHIT THEY LIKE OMFG

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Well you fucking suck at it

[击 nova/robin☂︎(i promise)⚞•⚟🗡️☥🦇🇻🇪⚰️ @novaisntmyname]

not to be the friend thats too woke here but this feels a little misogynistic since when men use condoms they can literally just throw it away but women have to act as if their pads are fucking radioactive

[KoiMs @Gumiboobies]

People will literally burn you at the stakes for making something they consider corny and will then immediately start laughing at an ai generated video of a cat shitting while calling it an "ai gem"

[jaay ⚢ @icecoldjaayy]

i wanna do music but i wanna skip the part where im ass

[Ba @iiiiui5_]

everything’s poetic if you’re insane enough

[ayo @AyoShinobi]

english teachers recognizing your potential is the kind of validation that stays with you forever

[Ľchuga_cansada @lchuga_cansada]

Sobreviví una pandemia para ver que regresamos al conservadurismo de 1940

[rye @v_osamu]

forever jealous of people who can start or join conversations without making it awkward

[zoe @lestertoes]

being 9 really is the most important age, because at that age u will create a password that u will use for the rest of ur life

[Joni @sunsetoverroses]

How it genuinely feels having ideas for art and animations while having zero artistic talent

[Sloimay @Sloimay]

i dont want an AI anything tbh

[ˆ𐃷ˆ @flirtaeyeon]

men get away with killing and abusing women in REAL life on a daily basis but suddenly a woman reading a fictional book is suddenly an issue 😭