ethan 📦❗

aqua cadet #200345
25 he/him

[ethan 📦❗ @Ezelf101]

Subway should sell giant footlong peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

[ethan 📦❗ @Ezelf101]

Bar across the street from my job has the worst DJ of all time im listening to redneck woman by Gretchen Wilson with reggae horns dispersed intermittently

[Dawo @Dawo_4]

you ever doomscroll bricklink

[らじの @rajino2011]

基礎板のマイデザインは簡単なので自作できました

The “LEGO Green Building Plate” — and it was surprisingly easy to make!
＃あつ森 #ACNH

[Bae Guevara @Kaimandante]

Undocumented ppl can’t get Medicaid so what are they actually looking for.

[🍄 @volgaw1zza]

“Do I look like a real boy now, papa?”
#ninjago

[ethan 📦❗ @Ezelf101]

@terafscu I gave all mine to da library

[ethan 📦❗ @Ezelf101]

Phone ✅️
Wallet ✅️
Keys ✅️
"Bullshit" ✅️

[ethan 📦❗ @Ezelf101]

Environmental storytelling

[ethan 📦❗ @Ezelf101]

@astralocale I can tear up some grocery store eel rolls

[ethan 📦❗ @Ezelf101]

@terafscu

[ethan 📦❗ @Ezelf101]

My moms vape has a battle pass

[maximilian @terafscu]

wanted to render something for halloween but i ran out of time so i finished this sailor thing i made a while ago instead

[ethan 📦❗ @Ezelf101]

@terafscu Not even the full, original image taken by ME

[ethan 📦❗ @Ezelf101]

When i stop at gas stations I like to look at the candyslop aisle