Ezi, cyber newtype

she/her, 30‘s 🔞 I write smut that I and my wife like. edits on commission. icon by @CoolHooves

[Ezi, cyber newtype @ezithemuse]

Hi everybody! I’m Ezi, and I’m writing a slowburn lesbian Abdl fic called “Cupid’s Punk!”

What do you get when you mix a woman moving across the country with a broken heart and her boss who plays kinky matchmaker? A whole lot of sex and A LOT of feelings https://t.co/7j7qLQ0JgE

[scamantha likely @idiotbraingf]

how it feels to be a 31 year old trans woman

[Ezi, cyber newtype @ezithemuse]

Babying the wife today, they were stoked to learn there’s a new Sophia the first show. And I s2g this show had like a hip hop beat under the old theme song? It feels like a parody

[Nishii @pinknishii]

They should have made out sloppy style

[GKIDS Films @GKIDSfilms]

ADOLESCENCE OF UTENA from Kunihiko Ikuhara (REVOLUTIONARY GIRL UTENA, SAILOR MOON) hits theatres nationwide June 21 & 22. Tickets on sale now!

🌹 https://t.co/oUvyL892Kf

[🎀 Potty Princess (Katie) 🍼 @FullUpPrincess]

i wanna run around a playground with like 10-15 other ABDL girls in full pamps which 2 ABDL teachers/CG’s watching us send tweet

[Ezi, cyber newtype @ezithemuse]

I can’t remember my password for anything besides ao3. Chapter 17 tonight there, tomorrow elsewhere

[Ezi, cyber newtype @ezithemuse]

(Jk I’m editing chapter 17 and 18 rn)

[Ezi, cyber newtype @ezithemuse]

The hardest part of going back to my old kink fic is that the times have changed since then. Mechsploitation was barely a thing when I started Cupid’s Punk!

[Ezi, cyber newtype @ezithemuse]

RIP Scarlet Finch, you would’ve loved Chappel Roan summer and boygenius fall

[Ezi, cyber newtype @ezithemuse]

The real reason I’m not writing anymore is that I’m married now and my wife goes to bed at 8:30 every evening /j

[NRU @NappiesRUs]

Coming Soon, the cutest little stomper!
- 7500ml absorption
- super soft cloth backsheet
- 4 Large Refastenable tapes
- Soft elasticated waistbands
- Size M/L/XL

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[ًً @stoyatel]

in your twenties you're going to experience a sudden shift in your parents behavior to be more kind and supportive towards you that for some unknown reason couldn't have come earlier despite their past behavior contributing to your deeply troubling mental issues they disregarded

[CesarZebrah @CesarZebrah]

An observer 🧬🗝️

#RuanHerta #HertaMei #HonkaiStarRail

[Ezi, cyber newtype @ezithemuse]

@R3DM0DA Me, the editor loving the pathos for Mona vs me, the reader, watching you traumatize her

[Ezi, cyber newtype @ezithemuse]

@R3DM0DA Oh no…the poor girl. Red you gave her trauma.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The idea that "30 days builds a habit" is a joke to an ADHD brain. I can do something flawlessly every day for 3 weeks, miss exactly one day, and my brain will permanently delete the entire routine

[Ezi, cyber newtype @ezithemuse]

Getting fucked up on that Newtype Loud, call that Minovsky Interference

[REN!!!!!!! @girlderping]

finding out a guy is a pervert vs finding out a girl is a pervert