I'm a 10 foot tall Alien from a distant world now on Earth. I'm tall, very horny and keen to dick humans down. // Lewd. Read Pinned Tweets. - Parody - Writer 27
"A quick shit for my species is about an hour. Normally we do 4 hours doing a shit. We shit so much compared to you. If you want to feast on my shit you'll have loads. I warn you. Our shit would make horse shit seem like a 10 star meal! It tastes and stinks a million times worse"
"I sometimes forget my strength compared to you humans. Just fucked a group of guys and they all dead now. Luckily I was able to cum before the last one died, so my needs were satisfied"